Tag: Ye

Leave Julia Fox Alone: If You Ain’t Got Haters You Ain’t Poppin



by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Ahhh, Julia Fox. While it’s my impression that she’s well known among the costal blue check elites, for us poors, she sort of came out of nowhere when Ye made her his momentary muse.

Julia Fox / Image — the Internet

As such, there are a lot of people online — especially women — who have grown to fucking hate her guts.

I find this silly. It’s not like she’s a talentless hack like, say, Kim Kardashian. Ms. Fox actually appears to have some innate talents. She’s an actress, “muse” and, if nothing else, interesting.

And not in the manufactured fashion of so many pop up celebrities who come out of nowhere — Bella Poarch anyone? I can see why someone might think of her as a muse. She’s a legitimately interesting person who does interesting things.

I remember when I was creatively on fire in Seoul back in the day. That took a lot out of me mentally. So, I’m empathetic to what’s going on with her these days.

So, like, leave Julia Fox alone and shit.

Take Kanye West’s Dark & Erratic Behavior Seriously


by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme. Though I loath to put this idea out into the universe, we have to take how bonkers Kanye West has become of late seriously.

As I have written before, Ye has the means, motive and opportunity to pull an OJ on us. If that happened, it would be a second Trial of the Century only with Tik-Tok and Twitter. I don’t really expect anything as horrific to happen as the whole OJ clusterfuck, but I also feel we’re not taking this situation seriously enough.

We’re just letting Ye run around being very conspicuous in his deranged hatred of Pete Davidson as if it’s all a lulz. It just seems to me as if this is all something of a set up, for something bad that we will look back upon and realize it was going on in broad daylight.

And, honestly, Ye doesn’t even have to do anything of OJ level badness for this to turn into a huge clusterfuck circus really quick. Virtually any criminal behavior on his part towards Davidson or Kardashian would be enough to cause pop culture to go septic with OJ Trial level stupid silliness.

Hopefully, I’m over reacting. I tend to do that. But I am very concerned that the insane behavior on West’s part that we’re laughing at is the lead up to a tragedy. We should act accordingly.

‘Chester Drawers’ –#HipHop #Lyrics

This is an homage to the great Ye song “No Church In The Wild,” which I recently realized is a garbled version of the expression, “No church in awhile.” I recently garbled “chest of drawers” into “chester drawers” and thought this might an interesting homage to Ye.

Chester Drawers
Lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
Please give credit if you produce or perform

chester drawers in my mind
are the pockets of my soul
no one would be so bold
as to pull my thoughts out

chester drawers in my mind
are the pockets of my soul
no on would be so bold
as to pull my thoughts out

put my secrets
where they can’t be found
tight as can be inside
inside the chester drawers
inside my mind

living my life
trying not to be too deep
but I got secrets in my soul
you’d never guess

no matter hard you try
keep your hands to yourself
let me address
my fears about the feats
I accomplish with my heat

chester drawers in my mind
are the pockets of my soul
no one would be so bold
as to pull my thoughts out

chester drawers in my mind
are the pockets of my soul
no on would be so bold
as to pull my thoughts out

‘Dat Ass’ — #Lyrics To A #Rap #Pop Song (An Homage To Julia Fox)

These lyrics are very silly and dumb. But I thought it would be amusing to write some lyrics devoted to Ye’s latest muse Julia Fox

Dat Ass
Lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
Please give credit if you produce or perform

She’s the girl for Ye
So she’s the girl for me
Gorgeous as can be
She’s got the grove
All the boys are overjoyed
When they see

Dat ass
Dat ass
Is over the top
Makes all the boy’s tongue’s
Drop
Drop
Drop

She’s more than a pretty face
She’s got all the grace
That Hollywood needs
She gets the boys on their knees
When she walks on by
Giving them a little smile
But we all know the truth
It’s dat ass that makes us choke

Dat ass
Dat ass
Is over the top
Makes all the boy’s tongue’s
Drop
Drop
Drop

(bridge)
It’s not for me to say
If she’s a fox that can slay
But trust me son
In the end we’ll all get it
‘cause she’s a babe
With a lovely face

Dat ass
Dat ass
Is over the top
Makes all the boy’s tongue’s
Drop
Drop
Drop

Julia Fox Is Intriguing


by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

The more I learn about Ye’s new muse Julia Fox, the more I find her intriguing. She seems rather…wide open…about her life, but unlike Kim Kardashian, she seems to actually have some discernible talent.

Fox seems like an actual person worth becoming a stan of, unlike most of the Kardashian clan that seems to simply fill a cultural niche because…they fill a cultural niche. (I exclude Kendall from this evaluation because she is actually gorgeous enough to be a model.)

I’m impressed that Ye would pick Fox, of all people, to be his muse. As a creative person myself, I could definitely see where she might inspire art. (Especially dat ass — holy shit.)

But she’s more than a pretty face and thicc ass, she genuinely seems like an interesting person unto herself. I honestly barely know anything about her, but the information I’ve passively learned about her in dribs and drabs has been compelling.

I look forward to her coming unto her own in the 2020s. Maybe, if things like Fox continue to bubble up to the cultural surface, not everything will be a dystopian hellscape of civil war or autocracy.