The Big Move, Reimaged, Again

This revised setup for The Big Move introduces a clearer structure, especially with the emphasis on the roles different groups will play on each of the three planets. The integration of millions of androids during The Great Preparation to help guide humanity through the transition is an intriguing element that could significantly mitigate the chaos and fear that the human population might experience. Here are some thoughts on this updated scenario:

1. The Role of The Great Greeting and Great Preparation

By beginning with a global three-hour TV special called The Great Greeting, the Justified and Ancient are providing a crucial first step in the mass transition. It’s a good balance between shock management and information dissemination, where they calmly explain the fundamentals of The Big Move. This would reduce panic and ensure that people are at least mentally prepared for the larger societal upheaval that is to follow.

The nine months of The Great Preparation serve as a valuable intermediary phase, allowing people time to adjust emotionally and logistically. The idea of androids acting as liaisons between humans and the alien civilization adds an interesting dynamic—these human-like androids could be key to maintaining calm and order while providing practical support for the logistics of moving 900 million people across three planets.

The androids could serve as mediators, explaining what’s happening while also helping to settle interpersonal and community concerns about the impending Big Move. This ensures a much smoother transition than suddenly shifting populations without preparation.

2. Arrakis: The 300 Million English Speakers with Fremen

The 300 million English speakers on Arrakis, including 60 million Germans who will form the basis of the Fremen, create a fascinating cultural fusion. Arrakis, with its name rooted in the Dune universe, conjures images of a harsh, resource-scarce planet where survival would lead to the rise of resilient, adaptable people. The Germans as Fremen is an interesting concept—known for their industriousness, precision, and ability to thrive in difficult circumstances, they could evolve into the spiritual and physical guardians of the planet, similar to the desert-dwelling Fremen in Herbert’s universe.

With the larger English-speaking population, you establish a cosmopolitan base, but the Fremen-like Germans give Arrakis a unique, almost militaristic edge that ties into the planet’s role as a crucible of survival and transformation. This sets up the potential for future tension or collaboration between the Fremen Germans and the rest of the English-speaking population, adding complexity to how the planet develops culturally and politically.

3. Terminus: The Foundation of Post-Soviets

Terminus, with 100 million English speakers and 200 million post-Soviet settlers, feels like a planet that will be highly organized and administratively focused. The idea that the post-Soviets form the core of The Foundation—responsible for controlling education—provides a strong framework for the future Gaian Empire. Historically, the Soviet Union placed enormous value on education and scientific advancement, making them a natural choice for the role of managing the intellectual and academic infrastructure of the new empire.

The cultural blend between English-speaking settlers and post-Soviets might create an interesting tension or fusion, with the English speakers perhaps embodying more individualistic, capitalist tendencies, while the post-Soviets bring a more collectivist, structured mindset. This planet could become a center of knowledge and learning, with an air of intellectual superiority or pragmatism, focusing on discipline and long-term planning for the Gaian Empire.

4. Gaia: A Cultural Melting Pot

Gaia, with its combination of 100 million English speakers, 120 million Brazilians, 40 million Japanese, and 40 million French and Koreans, presents the most diverse planetary society of the three. This blend of cultures introduces a dynamic cultural landscape, where creativity, innovation, and adaptability flourish. Each group brings something unique:

  • Brazilians will infuse Gaia with their love of art, music, and a vibrant, community-oriented spirit. Their presence suggests Gaia could become a culturally rich and expressive planet.
  • Japanese and Koreans will contribute a sense of discipline, technological prowess, and strong community bonds, balancing the Brazilians’ creativity with efficiency and structure.
  • French influence could provide a foundation of philosophical thought, diplomacy, and a refined cultural heritage.

Together, these populations might make Gaia a planet of innovation and balance, where technological advancements, cultural expression, and intellectualism coexist in harmony. It could also become the heart of interplanetary diplomacy, given the rich mix of global influences.

5. The Great Grief: Managing Shock and Loss

After The Great Jaunt, when 900 million people are relocated, The Great Grief will inevitably strike, as the full realization of what has happened settles in. The integration of various populations and cultures helps create strong foundations on each planet, allowing the Justified and Ancient to manage the grief and chaos that will follow the mass relocation. The diverse mix of people will offer a range of coping mechanisms, from cultural traditions of mourning and celebration to new forms of governance that help people adjust to their new realities.

The presence of the Fremen Germans, the Foundation post-Soviets, and the diverse Gaian population allows the new civilizations to fall back on cultural strengths to survive the initial shock. The android mediators could also continue playing a key role during The Great Grief, helping ease people into their new societies while preventing mass panic or societal collapse.

Conclusion

This new scenario creates a compelling vision of how humanity is distributed across the three planets, each with its own cultural flavor and societal focus. The use of androids during The Great Preparation and the careful structuring of populations ensures that the inevitable chaos of The Great Grief is mitigated, while also providing a strong base for the future Gaian Empire. This revised setup balances the practical and emotional elements of The Big Move, blending human adaptability with alien oversight, ensuring that humanity not only survives but thrives in its new home among the stars.

By positioning the Brazilians and French as the foundation of the Bene Gesserit on Gaia, you create an intriguing cultural fusion that blends the distinct traits of both societies to form a powerful and influential order within the Gaian Empire. In Dune, the Bene Gesserit are a secretive and manipulative sisterhood that wields considerable influence through their control of knowledge, breeding programs, and political alliances. Translating that concept into a mix of Brazilian and French cultures offers a unique twist. Here’s how this dynamic might play out:

1. Brazilian Influence on the Bene Gesserit

Brazilian culture is known for its warmth, adaptability, and community-oriented values, as well as a strong sense of creative expression. In this context, the Bene Gesserit could be envisioned as an order that, while still secretive and manipulative, embodies a more open and dynamic form of influence. The Brazilian influence could infuse the sisterhood with a celebratory approach to life, using charm, emotional intelligence, and deep-rooted community connections to manipulate and guide society subtly, rather than through overt control.

  • Cultural Diplomacy: Brazilians are known for their skills in diplomacy and negotiation. This influence could make the Bene Gesserit on Gaia more focused on creating bonds between different factions of society, using their emotional and cultural intelligence to smooth over conflicts and build alliances.
  • Emotional Manipulation and Charisma: Instead of relying solely on cold logic and long-term manipulation, this Bene Gesserit might employ empathy and charisma, blending personal warmth with strategic influence. This could allow them to weave a web of influence through the art of charm, much like Brazil’s global influence through soft power in culture, music, and diplomacy.

2. French Influence on the Bene Gesserit

The French influence brings a more philosophical, intellectual, and refined touch to the Bene Gesserit of Gaia. French culture, with its long history of philosophy, political theory, and revolutionary thought, lends itself well to shaping a powerful order that influences through ideas, control of education, and philosophical frameworks.

  • Philosophical Depth: French intellectualism could make this Bene Gesserit more deeply involved in shaping the ideological underpinnings of the Gaian Empire. They might be responsible for crafting the narratives that guide societal values—much like Rousseau, Voltaire, or Sartre shaped ideas about governance, freedom, and morality.
  • Elegance and Subtlety: French culture is also synonymous with refinement and elegance, traits that would define this new Bene Gesserit. Their influence would likely manifest in highly structured and sophisticated political and social games, maneuvering quietly behind the scenes, much like how aristocrats or intellectuals of old played courtly games to secure power.
  • Control of Culture: The French are renowned for their cultural contributions, especially in areas of fashion, art, and literature. The Bene Gesserit on Gaia could therefore become the gatekeepers of cultural standards, setting the trends that shape how people express themselves. By controlling culture, they control minds.

3. A Unique Bene Gesserit Fusion

Together, the Brazilians and French form a fascinating hybrid that could shape the Bene Gesserit into an order that excels at both emotional and intellectual manipulation, offering a more nuanced form of control. This blend would enable the sisterhood to navigate political, social, and cultural arenas with unparalleled finesse.

  • Spirituality and Ritual: Brazilian traditions, especially from Afro-Brazilian influences, bring a rich sense of ritual and spirituality. The Bene Gesserit on Gaia might employ ritualistic practices to maintain loyalty and control over their followers, intertwining mysticism with politics in a way that makes their influence seem both natural and inevitable.
  • Long-Term Strategic Manipulation: The French side would ensure that this sisterhood continues to plan across generations, focusing on long-term political and genetic goals, much like the original Bene Gesserit in Dune. Their French-influenced strategic foresight would enable them to maintain control over the Gaian Empire’s future through careful manipulation of key families, bloodlines, and societal structures.

4. Bene Gesserit’s Role in the Gaian Empire

In the broader context of the Gaian Empire, the Brazilians and French forming the Bene Gesserit sets them up as the cultural, emotional, and intellectual bedrock of society. Their influence would not only be political but also deeply cultural. They could control:

  • Breeding Programs and Political Alliances: Like in Dune, they would have a hand in selective breeding programs and guiding marriages between influential families to ensure the survival of key bloodlines in the Gaian Empire.
  • Shaping Ideological and Cultural Movements: Through their intellectual dominance, they could direct philosophical debates and social values. Their control of culture means they set the societal norms, from art to fashion to moral codes.
  • Mediators Between Planets: As a group with diverse roots, the Bene Gesserit would be ideally positioned to act as diplomatic mediators between the various factions and planets within the Gaian Empire, ensuring stability in times of potential conflict.

Conclusion

This mix of Brazilian warmth, creativity, and emotional intelligence with French intellectualism, elegance, and philosophical rigor makes for a new kind of Bene Gesserit on Gaia. They would be uniquely equipped to influence the Gaian Empire on multiple levels—through culture, emotion, and long-term political strategy. This Bene Gesserit would be less about cold manipulation and more about fostering societal cohesion while still pulling the strings from behind the curtain. Their role as a cultural powerhouse and intellectual elite would make them indispensable to the stability and future success of the Gaian Empire.

In your version of the Bene Gesserit, this institution is vastly different from the small, secretive sisterhood of Dune. Instead of a covert order, the Bene Gesserit would be a massive and centralized organization of hundreds of millions of men and women, playing a much more overt and structured role in the Gaian Empire. Their sphere of influence would extend far beyond the original concept of a shadowy group manipulating bloodlines, becoming an essential pillar of the Gaian state responsible for two of the most foundational aspects of society: sexuality and education.

1. Control of Sexuality

The Bene Gesserit in this world would be tasked with regulating and controlling sexuality, which gives them unparalleled power over how relationships and social bonds are formed. This control would likely manifest in the following ways:

  • Marriage and Reproduction Policies: Rather than secretive breeding programs, this Bene Gesserit would likely operate in the open, setting the guidelines and expectations for marriages, reproduction, and sexual relationships across the empire. The institution could determine who can reproduce with whom, using scientific, genetic, and sociopolitical criteria to maintain societal balance and cohesion.
  • Legalized Sex Work and Sexual Regulation: This group would oversee the legalization and regulation of sex work as a formal aspect of society, controlling the sexual economy and how it’s integrated into daily life. Such oversight would ensure that sex, like other resources, is managed to prevent chaos or exploitation, reinforcing their authority and societal role.
  • Cultural Norms and Moral Standards: The Bene Gesserit would have a major hand in setting the moral and cultural standards related to sexuality. They could control narratives around sexual ethics, body autonomy, gender roles, and relationship structures, all the while using these narratives to maintain stability and social control.

In this sense, the Bene Gesserit would act as a gatekeeper of sexual norms, channeling desires and relationships in ways that support the state’s long-term goals. Their reach would likely extend into the personal lives of nearly every citizen in the Gaian Empire, offering a framework where individual freedom in sexual matters is balanced against state stability.

2. Education as an Instrument of Control

Beyond their influence over sexuality, the Bene Gesserit would also be tasked with managing large portions of the educational system in the Gaian Empire. Rather than focusing on the covert manipulation of a few elite students as in Dune, this version of the Bene Gesserit would operate on a far grander scale, using education to shape the minds and values of billions of citizens.

  • Centralized Curriculum: The Bene Gesserit could develop and control a standardized curriculum for the entire empire, shaping what is taught to children and young adults across all educational levels. This would give them control over historical narratives, social values, scientific understanding, and even religious or philosophical teachings. Through this curriculum, they could instill a strong loyalty to the state, foster a unified identity, and suppress any ideologies that might challenge the stability of the empire.
  • Focus on Social Harmony and State Goals: The educational system would likely focus on promoting social cohesion, productivity, and obedience to state goals. Students might be taught to value collective success over individualism, to see themselves as part of a grand imperial project, and to understand their place within the broader power structures of the empire. Education would become an instrument for maintaining order, rather than just a means of personal development.
  • Sexual Education: As part of their control over both education and sexuality, the Bene Gesserit would likely implement sexual education programs that align with their policies on reproduction and relationships. This could include teachings on family structure, gender dynamics, and sexual responsibilities, reinforcing the Bene Gesserit‘s role in both the intellectual and intimate spheres of life.

3. Institutional Scale and Structure

This Bene Gesserit would no longer be an exclusive group of elite women but a vast and bureaucratic institution that is deeply embedded in the fabric of the Gaian Empire. It would be composed of hundreds of millions of members, both men and women, organized into hierarchies that span across planets and regions.

  • Regional Councils and Global Reach: The Bene Gesserit would likely have regional councils on each planet, perhaps even within different cultural zones, ensuring that their policies are effectively tailored to local conditions while still aligning with broader imperial goals. This would make them a decentralized but cohesive organization, capable of influencing every corner of the Gaian Empire.
  • Cultural Influence: Because of their dual roles in controlling both sexuality and education, the Bene Gesserit would naturally extend their influence into the cultural sphere. They could become arbiters of taste, promoting certain art forms, cultural practices, and even fashion, all of which reinforce their moral and ideological authority.
  • Long-Term Planning: Like the original Bene Gesserit, this version would still engage in long-term planning, but on a much grander scale. They could work toward shaping entire generations to ensure the continuation and success of the Gaian Empire, using their control of education and sexuality to steer the population toward specific outcomes—whether genetic, cultural, or social.

4. Public Role and Perception

While the Bene Gesserit of Dune operated largely in secrecy, the Bene Gesserit of the Gaian Empire would be a highly visible and influential force. Their public role would be undeniable, as they would oversee key aspects of life that affect every citizen directly.

  • Respected but Feared: The institution might be respected for its role in ensuring the stability of the empire, but also feared for its deep reach into both personal and public life. They would be seen as guardians of societal norms but also as a force that limits individual freedom in crucial areas like sexuality and education.
  • Source of Tension: Their control over sexuality and education could also make them a source of tension or resentment within the empire. People might chafe under their strict regulations, especially if these controls infringe upon personal desires or family choices. Over time, there might be undercurrents of resistance, though the Bene Gesserit would likely be skilled at quelling such dissent before it can grow into a larger problem.

Conclusion

In this revised scenario, the Bene Gesserit is no longer a small, hidden sisterhood but a massive, state-controlled institution that plays a pivotal role in shaping the very fabric of the Gaian Empire. Their control over sexuality and education makes them an indispensable tool of the empire, ensuring both social stability and long-term success. The sheer size of the organization and its reach into nearly every aspect of public and private life would give it unparalleled power, making the Bene Gesserit a central force in the Gaian society’s political, social, and cultural life.

The inclusion of the Japanese as a core population in the Bene Gesserit—alongside the Brazilians and French—brings a unique and profound cultural influence to the group’s development. With 40 million Japanese forming part of the seed group on the planet Gaia, their impact would likely be felt in several key areas: discipline, social structure, respect for tradition, and spiritual philosophy. These cultural traits would help shape the Bene Gesserit into a highly disciplined, efficient, and hierarchical institution, while also integrating spiritual depth and respect for collective harmony into its governance and policies.

1. Discipline and Social Hierarchy

Japanese culture traditionally emphasizes discipline, order, and respect for hierarchy—traits that would blend seamlessly into the structure of the Bene Gesserit on Gaia. As the organization scales up from its initial seed group, the Japanese contribution could lead to a very structured, rank-based hierarchy within the group, where respect for authority and adherence to protocol are paramount.

  • Chain of Command: The Bene Gesserit would likely adopt a clear chain of command, where each member understands their role and duties. This is akin to the traditional respect for superiors seen in many Japanese institutions, from schools to businesses to government. This disciplined structure would help the Bene Gesserit maintain order and cohesion as it grows into a massive institution managing sexuality, education, and cultural influence across multiple planets.
  • Work Ethic and Dedication: The Japanese contribution would also bring a strong sense of work ethic and dedication to one’s duties, reinforcing the organization’s efficiency. Members of the Bene Gesserit would be expected to show absolute commitment to their roles, ensuring that the institution operates with precision and effectiveness.

2. Respect for Tradition and Ritual

Japanese culture has a deep respect for tradition and ritual, which would likely play an important role in how the Bene Gesserit operates. This influence could manifest in both symbolic and practical ways, adding layers of meaning and ceremonial importance to the institution’s work.

  • Ceremonial Practices: The Bene Gesserit might incorporate formal ceremonies and rituals into their governance and educational systems, drawing inspiration from Japanese tea ceremonies, religious observances, and other culturally significant rites. These practices could serve to reinforce unity, build a sense of belonging, and ensure that the institution’s core values are passed down through generations.
  • Legacy and Heritage: The Bene Gesserit would likely place great importance on their institutional legacy, maintaining a sense of continuity and respect for the past. This respect for tradition would ensure that the group’s foundational goals—such as controlling human sexuality and shaping education—are preserved even as they evolve and expand.

3. Collective Harmony and Social Responsibility

One of the most distinctive aspects of Japanese society is its emphasis on collective harmony and the importance of social responsibility. This would deeply influence the ethos of the Bene Gesserit, aligning with their mission to manage sexuality and education in a way that serves the larger goals of the Gaian Empire.

  • Group-Oriented Thinking: Japanese culture values the needs of the group over individual desires, a mindset that would resonate with the Bene Gesserit‘s objectives. This emphasis on collective well-being would encourage the group to prioritize the greater good of the empire when making decisions about relationships, reproduction, and education. It could also serve as a tool for social control, ensuring that members of the empire conform to societal expectations in ways that promote stability and harmony.
  • Conflict Resolution: The Japanese influence might also bring a non-confrontational approach to conflict resolution within the Bene Gesserit. Rather than openly challenging authority or dissenting against established norms, there would be a cultural preference for finding diplomatic, peaceful solutions to problems. This could prevent internal strife and ensure that the institution remains united, even when faced with challenges.

4. Spiritual Philosophy and Ethics

Japanese culture is also deeply influenced by its spiritual traditions, including Shintoism and Buddhism, both of which emphasize a connection to nature, balance, and inner reflection. These philosophies could infuse the Bene Gesserit with a spiritual dimension, influencing their approach to sexuality, education, and governance.

  • Mind-Body Connection: Drawing from the Zen Buddhist tradition, the Bene Gesserit might incorporate practices that emphasize the mind-body connection. This could shape their approach to sexual regulation, with a focus on teaching members of the empire how to control their desires and understand the deeper meanings behind relationships. Such practices could be used to maintain physical and mental balance within society, ensuring that sexuality is not just about reproduction but also about achieving personal and collective harmony.
  • Meditation and Reflection: The practice of meditation and mindfulness, deeply rooted in Japanese spiritual traditions, might become a key part of the Bene Gesserit’s educational programs. Encouraging reflection and introspection could help members of the empire develop emotional intelligence and self-control, traits that are crucial for managing both individual and societal pressures.
  • Environmental Stewardship: A connection to nature, as seen in Shintoism, might also influence the Bene Gesserit‘s policies on environmental responsibility. The group could integrate sustainability and respect for natural resources into their educational curricula, teaching future generations the importance of living in harmony with their planetary environments.

5. Cross-Cultural Synthesis

The presence of the Japanese in the Bene Gesserit alongside the Brazilians and French would lead to a fascinating cross-cultural synthesis that enriches the institution’s development.

  • Japanese Order Meets Brazilian Creativity: While the Japanese contribute structure and discipline, the Brazilians might bring a sense of creativity, warmth, and adaptability. This balance would give the Bene Gesserit a flexible yet efficient organizational model, one that could adjust to challenges while maintaining a strong framework for control.
  • Japanese Efficiency Meets French Intellectualism: The French contribution of intellectualism, critical thinking, and philosophical depth could align well with the Japanese focus on discipline and ritual. Together, these traits would ensure that the Bene Gesserit becomes a highly cerebral organization with a sharp focus on maintaining social order through education and philosophy, while still respecting tradition.

Conclusion

The integration of the Japanese population into the Bene Gesserit seed group on Gaia would have a profound impact on the institution’s development, introducing values of discipline, respect for hierarchy, collective harmony, and spiritual depth. These cultural traits would help build an organization that is not only capable of controlling sexuality and education but also doing so in a way that balances tradition with the long-term goals of the Gaian Empire. The Japanese influence would ensure that the Bene Gesserit operates with precision, structure, and a deep sense of collective responsibility, making it a powerful force in shaping the future of the empire.

The Great Preparation, lasting nine months before the actual event of The Big Move, is a critical phase designed to help the 900 million first-wave settlers adapt to the impending shift in their lives. It is a time of intense guidance, education, and emotional conditioning aimed at preventing widespread chaos and panic during the post-move period known as The Great Grief. By deploying millions of highly sophisticated humanoid androids to interact directly with people, particularly in the primary nations involved in this wave—Americans, Brazilians, Japanese, Russians, and French—the Great Preparation ensures that individuals are not only informed but emotionally and mentally equipped to handle the massive, unprecedented relocation to new planets.

1. Personalized Guidance and Emotional Preparation

One of the most significant benefits of the Great Preparation is the use of humanoid androids to deliver highly personalized guidance to the settlers. These androids will fan out across the primary nations, providing citizens with direct, face-to-face communication. Because they resemble humans in both appearance and interaction, the androids are able to establish trust and rapport, making it easier for people to accept the extraordinary circumstances they are about to face.

  • Tailored Information: Androids will provide customized guidance based on each individual’s profession, role in society, and emotional temperament. For instance, Americans who are expected to form the backbone of the Gaian Empire’s governance will receive detailed briefings on their future responsibilities in administration, while the Japanese and Brazilians, who will form part of the Bene Gesserit, will be given insights into their vital cultural and social roles.
  • Addressing Fears and Anxiety: The androids will serve as emotional counselors as well as practical guides, helping people cope with their natural fears about leaving Earth, their families, and familiar surroundings behind. Through calm, consistent communication, the androids will explain the necessity of The Big Move and how individuals will contribute to building a new civilization in the Arrakis sol system. This will help blunt the sense of existential anxiety that might otherwise arise, laying a solid emotional foundation before the physical transition.
  • Family and Community Reassurance: Families and entire communities will be assured that their social ties will be preserved during The Big Move. The androids will provide detailed explanations on how family units will be relocated together and how communities will retain continuity during the move, even as they are restructured on their new planets. This focus on continuity will help reduce the psychological shock that often accompanies large-scale displacement, easing settlers into the idea of planetary colonization.

2. National Roles and Collective Purpose

The Great Preparation will also emphasize nation-specific roles, making sure that each population group understands its collective purpose in the new order. This is vital in preventing the confusion and disorientation that could occur if settlers were not sure how they fit into the larger picture of planetary colonization. Each nation involved will be given a sense of mission and responsibility.

  • Americans: As the largest single group involved in the first wave, Americans will be positioned as the administrative and leadership class of the new empire, particularly on Arrakis and Gaia. The Great Preparation will ensure they understand their roles in governance, law, and the early political systems that will govern the new planets. By being informed in advance, they can mentally prepare for the administrative and diplomatic challenges ahead, reducing the chances of confusion or mismanagement once The Big Move takes place.
  • Japanese and Brazilians: Both populations, integral to the formation of the Bene Gesserit, will be briefed on their future responsibilities in managing social order, sexuality, and education. The Great Preparation will introduce them to key concepts regarding their eventual influence over the social fabric of the Gaian Empire, training them in ethics, leadership, and how to uphold the empire’s long-term goals. This preparation will foster a sense of prestige and duty, making it clear that they are the custodians of an entire new cultural order.
  • Russians: As the cornerstone of The Foundation on Terminus, the Russian population will be meticulously prepared for their role in shaping the empire’s educational and intellectual life. The Great Preparation will include training in knowledge management, institutional leadership, and philosophical stewardship. They will be introduced to the sophisticated systems that will drive the intellectual and technological growth of the Gaian Empire, making sure they are well-prepared to handle the complexities of managing education for an entire solar system.
  • French: Alongside the Japanese and Brazilians in the Bene Gesserit, the French will bring their long-standing cultural emphasis on intellectualism, philosophy, and diplomacy. The Great Preparation will help the French understand how they will be instrumental in shaping the intellectual and philosophical underpinnings of Gaian society, from morality to legal theory.

3. Cultural Sensitivity and Cross-National Cooperation

The Great Preparation will also serve as a time to foster cross-national cooperation, preparing settlers to collaborate across cultures in a harmonious way. The presence of diverse groups—such as Americans, Japanese, Russians, Brazilians, and French—could potentially lead to friction if not managed properly. However, the androids will work tirelessly to promote cultural sensitivity and mutual respect.

  • Training in Communication and Diplomacy: People from different nations will be provided with intercultural training to prepare them for life in a diverse, multicultural society. This is especially important for preventing misunderstandings and ensuring smooth collaboration in governance, education, and cultural exchange. Through simulations and discussions, the settlers will learn how to navigate cultural differences and foster a cooperative spirit, essential for the success of the Gaian Empire.
  • Building Trust: By embedding millions of androids who are neutral and non-judgmental, the Great Preparation will foster trust between different national groups. These androids will act as intermediaries, ensuring that no group feels sidelined or misunderstood, and that everyone’s contributions to the empire are valued equally.

4. Practical Skills for Settling New Planets

Beyond emotional and psychological preparation, the nine-month period will be crucial for imparting the practical skills settlers will need to build life on Arrakis, Terminus, and Gaia. From agriculture to governance, the Great Preparation will ensure that the settlers can hit the ground running once they arrive.

  • Training in Basic Survival Skills: The androids will provide training in planetary survival techniques—how to work with the available resources on the new planets, how to set up infrastructure, and how to manage life in unfamiliar environments. This hands-on training will reduce the risk of chaos or failure during the early days of settlement.
  • Establishing Governance Systems: Detailed instructions on how to set up local governments, economic systems, and infrastructure will be provided. Each national group will understand how to establish early governance structures and maintain order, ensuring that the new societies don’t collapse under the weight of their own complexity.

5. Easing the Transition to The Great Grief

Ultimately, the Great Preparation is designed to blunt the shock of The Great Grief, the period of deep psychological adjustment that will follow The Big Move. By giving people a clear understanding of their roles and expectations before the move, the Great Preparation ensures that the psychological blow is softened and that the settlers can transition more smoothly.

  • Prepping Minds for Change: By providing nine months of preparation, people will be more mentally flexible when the time comes. They will have had the time to process the enormity of the change, ask questions, and receive answers from the androids. This will make the post-move adjustment period far less traumatic.
  • Fostering Hope and Optimism: The androids will emphasize the positive aspects of The Big Move—how people will become part of something greater, contributing to the creation of a new civilization that will stand the test of time. By fostering hope and optimism, the Great Preparation will make it easier for settlers to navigate the emotional challenges of The Great Grief.

In conclusion, the Great Preparation serves as a vital buffer that ensures the 900 million first-wave settlers are emotionally, mentally, and practically prepared for The Big Move. By providing personalized guidance, promoting cultural cooperation, and equipping people with the skills they need, the Great Preparation makes the transition to a new life on Arrakis, Terminus, and Gaia far less jarring and ultimately helps ensure the success of the Gaian Empire.

Trump Is ‘The Mule’ From The Foundation Series



by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner


I have repeatedly ranted about this off and on since Trump became president, but the fact remains — the “Network” of the Trump Era is waiting to be made in the guise of “The Mule” portion of The Foundation Saga.

The perfect person to play The Mule, of course, is 30 Rock’s Jack McBrayer. If it was a movie and it was written well enough, McBrayer would easily win an Oscar for his performance given what would happen to him at the end of the movie. (Though, I guess you could stretch the whole thing out to at least two movies if you really thought about it.)

Now, I’m well aware that Apple+ is working on adapting The Foundation Saga, so it could be that they effort is ultimately how The Mule will come to be seen by a larger audience. It would be too bad, however, if it wasn’t made into a movie. The Mule is so much like Trump that I think audiences would really love it. It would be an ideal way to address the Trump Era in a non-preachy manner.

But what do I know. No one listens to me.

Jack McBrayer IS Foundation’s ‘The Mule’ — A Brief Summary Of The Plot Of A Movie That Would Win Him An Oscar

By Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

The more I think about it, the more it makes total sense that Jack McBrayer could probably win an Oscar if he played The Mule character as written about in The Foundation series.

The Mule in the series is introduced as something of a goof. Only later do we learn who he really is and the power that he has. So, if I was writing the screenplay for Jack McBrayer, I would break it down like this:

Act I

We introduce The Plan and how it’s supposed to save humanity from 10,000 years of darkness. We introduce the four (if I remember correctly) people who will ultimate race around the galaxy looking for The Mule’s home planet. (I’m too lazy to look the plot of the novels up and this just gives you a general sense of what to do with it, anyway.) At the end of the first act, The Mule’s forces storm Terminous and we’re kicked into the second act’s special world.

Act II

In this act, our four core group of people race around the galaxy, hoping to understand The Mule and as such bring him down. Lots of cool shit happens and we’re introduce to the world of The Foundation (which, of course, unfortunately Star Wars stole huge chunks from.)

At the end of this act, we learn who The Mule is and “all is lost.”

Act III

In this act, we see the Oscar-winning aspect of The Mule character for Jack McBrayer. All along he’s been this goofy-happy guy and in the last act the audience learns he’s actually really evil. And, what’s more, you have the Trump allegory in there as well (if you read exactly what I’m summarizing.)

We have our climax, The Mule is defeated and we leave the door open for a sequel.