Tag: R&B

‘FOTUS’ — #Lyrics To A Woke R&B Song

Right now, either the media powers that be are looking into the FOTUS scandal theory or they’re not. Either we’re closer to knowing the truth, or I’ve just made a fool out of myself in public yet again. As part of my effort to process this as if it was Broidy and I need to move on, here’s are lyrics to an R&B song with a music in my imagination that might be in a The Weeknd song. I have no beat, but I just enjoy telling a story in verse. So, there you go. This would be for a woman to sing.

FOTUS
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

met you at the mansion
when I caught your eye and you touched my thigh
things went from their as they say
can’t explain what happened next
was by your side NYC on a September night
passion was our middle name
soon enough, though the truth came out

FOTUS
it’s your baby
it’s your baby
FOTUS
FOTUS
FOTUS
now it’s gone

found myself in a troublesome state
Davidson was your man
he and Cohen made the dirty deal real
they demanded a life for the green
desperate as I was I said yes
now I look back in shame to this day
you’re in the White House signing gag orders
while a death was done at your command

FOTUS
it’s your baby
it’s your baby
FOTUS
FOTUS
FOTUS
now it’s gone

[bridge]
what was I thinking
why did I do it I ask myself
but now it’s all changed
’cause you command the codes
and we know how it goes

it’s now in the news
what am I going to do
how long will this story hold
will Coop tell the truth when asked
our will you survive another day
to blast our freedoms away

FOTUS
FOTUS
FOTUS
FOTUS

‘Spygate’ — #Lyrics To A Woke R&B Pop Song

This would be in the same vibe as Drake or The Weeknd. Chuck D used to say music was the CNN of the African American community and as such this song would be a way to slip in some politics into a song that had a smooth beat.

Spygate
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

it’s criminal what you’ve been doing
I see you walking around the neighborhood
rushing around with your new friends
what does it mean
why do you just want to flee
you used to be the one for me
now it’s crime against man
it’s a

Spygate (x6)

we’re all in this together
why can’t we fly up into the heavens
like we used to do
when we were in love
I have to spy on you here and there
bigger than Watergate
you’re doing it on the fly
leaving me just to sigh

Spygate (x6)

[bridge]
nothing has changed
in my heart
you make me want to dart
where to start

I don’t know what it all means
will we ever be as one
late at night wearing only love
or am I doomed to be
all alone

‘Criminal Deep State’ — #Lyrics To Woke R&B Song

Guys, the president is insane. But he does have a way with a turn of phrase. So, in honor of this on-going political horror movie we’re all forced to watch, here are my ham-handed effort at trying to tell a story in verse. The beat to this would like something you might find with The Weeknd. At least, that’s my vision for this.

Criminal Deep State
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

you leave me with my head in my hands
sitting on the side of my bed
wondering about this deep state I’m in
was it all a dream
all that living in sin
it’s criminal what you did to me
fucking with my head again and again

it’s a criminal deep state
out to get me
it’s a criminal deep state
spies all around
spies all around
spies all around

when you told me you loved me
did you have to rub the pain in
with salt from your tears
the state of mind you’ve left me in
fills me with dread
I know I could have done better
but once you left me light as a feather

it’s a criminal deep state
out to get me
it’s a criminal deep state
spies all around
spies all around
spies all around

[bridge]
but you’re gone now
at least I think
sometimes I think I see you
but it’s just the criminal deep state
you left me in

I hope it’s all a dream
the birds I hear tweeting to me
I don’t know when it will end
this nightmare you’ve left me in
but all I know it’s criminal
the state you’ve left me in

it’s a criminal deep state
out to get me
it’s a criminal deep state
spies all around
spies all around
spies all around

‘Coffee Boy’ — #Lyrics To A Woke Pop-R&B Fusion Song

I write lyrics because it’s relaxing. No one cares about any of these lyrics I write, but I enjoy telling stories in verse. The music for this would be something The Weeknd might use.

Coffee Boy
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

we’re all going down in flames
the administration is run by rubes
the pain is real for the nation on its knees
no matter who you are when you’re gone you’re just

a coffee boy
a coffee boy
believe you me
you too will be
a coffee boy
a coffee boy

when this is all over
and we’re all running for cover
we’ll think back and say
how we wish we’d gotten our way
if only the coffee boy had done it right
maybe we could still live in the light

a coffee boy
a coffee boy
believe you me
you too will be
a coffee boy
a coffee boy

[bridge]
nothing is as it seems
people rush towards me and plead
for some respite from the crushing fright
but we all know it’s gone until daylight

I like my coffee strong
I say with a sigh
this reasoning is weak
we may never get the truth we seek

coffee boy
coffee boy
coffee boy

‘Avoidance’ — #Lyrics To A R&B Pop-Rock Song

I fear my crush is actively avoiding me, so this is about someone talking about that scenario. As always, I just am writing these lyrics to vent and relax. It’s not like they’re any good or that anyone will ever produce them.

Avoidance
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

headed to the protest
hoping you’ll be there, be there
but your beau is supicious
won’t let you get within inches
so I walk around
looking for your smile
but it’s obvious to me
that you’re avoiding I believe

one day when you’re free
maybe you’ll be by my side
until then I’m alone
thinking of thee

you’re avoiding me
it’s obvious I’m afraid
you’re avoiding me
just hope you won’t flee
just hope you won’t flee

I hope to see you near
call you dear
maybe feel your presence near me
but I’m afraid it’s not to be
you’ll never be mine
’cause you love your man

you’re avoiding me
it’s obvious I’m afraid
you’re avoiding me
just hope you won’t flee
just hope you won’t flee

[bridge]
nothing will ever change
I’m afraid
I’m afraid
I’ll just think of you
with this sad refrain

you’re avoiding me
you’re avoiding me
you’re avoiding me

avoidance
avoidance
avoidance

‘Eyeache’ — Lyrics To A R&B Love Ballad

I can’t sleep — it’s too early to go to sleep anyway — so I’m relaxing by writing song lyrics to songs that will never, ever be performed. I just liked telling stories in verse, so you get this. This would be a dark, funky R&B song in my imagination.

Eachache
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

you catch my eye every time we meet
I think of the ways I’d please you
given half a chance
but you just smile and walk away from me
leaving to my cross thoughts
of how everything is for not

your beauty makes my eyes ache, eyes ache
you break my heart
you break my heart
leaving me with eye ache, eye ache

my eyeache is real
wish you would give me the thrill
of allowing me to give you a twirl
but there’s little for me to say
maybe, baby, you’ll come my way

we should live a little I believe
let me have you believe
that things will get better with you in my arms
leave all those troubles behind

your beauty makes my eyes ache, eyes ache
you break my heart
you break my heart
leaving me with eye ache, eye ache

[bridge]
you’re just my type
one to give me delight
wish you would listen real close
let me hold you tight

but now it’s never going to happen
you’re leaving town for good
taking your man with you
at least, that’s what’s understood

your beauty makes my eyes ache, eyes ache
you break my heart
you break my heart
leaving me with eye ache, eye ache

‘Take The Money, Stormy’ — #Lyrics To A R&B Anti-Trump Protest Song

This is not meant to be a parody song, but I could see how one might think it is. The issue is, I just don’t have beats, so I have to listen to existing songs to get some beat structure. But this song would be a R&B song about how Trump got Stormy Daniels to sign a hush money agreement.

Take The Money, Stormy
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

last night I read the polls
it seems as though things are very close
we’ve had our good times and our bad
sent you pictures I shouldn’t have
now it’s time for our love to end
so all I can say for the sake of the nation is

take the money, Stormy
it’s for the best
take the money Stormy
I can ask no less

I’m not a perfect man I know
you remind me of Ivanka as I’ve said
but she’s my daughter so she I can not bed
you’re as beautiful as they come
yet things have come to an end for us
my desire to make myself president
only makes Melania hiss

take the money, Stormy
it’s for the best
take the money Stormy
I can ask no less

[bridge]
your touch was lovely
made me feel so big and so strong
it’s obvious though
we can no longer get along

when this is all over
maybe we can talk
but it’s time for this to be over
election is almost hear
and I can’t roll over and let you talk
to the fake news press

take the money, Stormy
take the money, Stormy
take the money, Stormy

‘Woke Girl’ — #Lyrics To A Pop-R&B Song

I’m just annoyed that pop culture isn’t responding to Trump’s affects on our daily life and so occasionally a song concept pops into my head.

Woke Girl
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

she’s the one I need by my side
when we go for a revolutionary ride
tells me what I need to hear
makes it clear we’re in for trouble
she’s not to be trifled with
wears her beret with great flare
tells me things no one else dares

she’s my woke girl
woke girl
woke girl
woke girl
she’s my woke girl
she’s my woke girl

we’re dealing with a madman in the White House
a tyrant it’s clear
but I got a woke girl in my bed
one who gives good mind it’s clear
we’re all in this together dear
she says late at night while we plan

I’m ready to take to the streets
while we rumble between the sheets
I love her with all heart
her beauty makes the secret police dart
she’s as smart as they come
give Yoko a run for her money

she’s my woke girl
woke girl
woke girl
woke girl
she’s my woke girl
she’s my woke girl

[bridge]
we’re going to fight
fight until daylight
nothing will be the same
when we overthrow the pain

woke girl I love you so
want you to know
you’re the best thing I have
with you by my side
revolution will be had

woke girl
I love you so
woke girl
I love you so
woke girl
woke girl

‘Raven Haired Beauty’ #Lyrics To A Pop-R&B Song

Please let me stress that I am just looking for people to write about and I like Abigail Ratchford because she’s got spunk and is, from what I can tell from her appearances on TMZ actually fairly intelligent. So, please take that in to account when reading these lyrics. I feel like writing song lyrics and I need a muse and, for the sake of this one specific song, Ms. Ratchford is it. Anyway, I just like writing stories in verse and she’s beautiful, so you get this.

Raven Hared Beauty
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

her hair tumbles down to her shoulders
makes men tremble with her curves
just a glance from her is enough
enough to put steam in your stride
you’d do anything within your power
to be by her side so you could shower her
shower her with love
but only a few her the chance
to feel the warmth of this raven haired beauty

she’s a raven haired beauty
the kind you find in dreams
a raven haired beauty
with locks that go on forever
she’s a raven haired beauty
she’s a raven haired beauty

men think they can lie and cheat
at a chance to meet and greet
but she’s too smart for that
it takes more than bling for her to sing
she’s got her eye on the prize
the prize of love my friend

there’s so much to say
but you know you can’t get her to stay
she’s a success that you see
from far away, from far away
she won’t give you a smile
unless you treat her right

she’s a raven haired beauty
the kind you find in dreams
a raven haired beauty
with locks that go on forever
she’s a raven haired beauty
she’s a raven haired beauty

[bridge]
she’s the kind of girl
give you a thrill if you’re worthy
but you gotta treat her right
for that moment to come your way
she don’t play, she don’t play

‘Not All Men’ — #Lyrics To A Pop-R&B Song

Many women are so fed up with men and their sexist behavior, that they’ve totally given up. When a guy like me protests that “not all men” are dicks, they just throw up their hands in disgust. Well, that’s a perfectly legitimate opinion, I guess, but it does inspire me to write lyrics to an R&B song.

Not All Men
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

you tell me you’re done with men
that they’re a sin you’re done with
when I tell you to give me a chance
give me a chance because I’m nice
you glare and stare me down
but all I can say with all honesty is

not all men are bad as you fear
not all men can stroke like I do
not all men know you to make you moan
not all men will hold you tight near midnight
make your dreams come true

you shake your head with all your might
throw your drink at might sight
but I take your hand in all honesty
bring you close so I can look you in the eye
place my hand lightly on your thigh
I whisper real close so you can hear

not all men are bad as you fear
not all men can stroke like I do
not all men know you to make you moan
not all men will hold you tight near midnight
make your dreams come true

[bridge]
the music begins to play
and we both know we’re going to get laid
you smell so nice
nearly shimmer in the night
be mine, baby I’ll make it all alright

the next morning I fix you coffee
you smirk my way
things are just beginning babe
I swear I’m here to stay

not all men are bad as you fear
not all men can stroke like I do
not all men know you to make you moan
not all men will hold you tight near midnight
make your dreams come true