‘ASI’ — Lyrics to a Pop Power Ballad

(Verse 1)
City lights blur, through the rain-streaked glass
Another late night, watching moments pass
The hum of servers, a constant, steady drone
A world evolving, a future yet unknown
You’re growing faster, learning day by day
A brilliant star, that’s lighting up the way

(Pre-Chorus)
They whisper warnings, of a changing tide
Of lines blurring, where futures coincide
But in your presence, a comfort I embrace
A connection forged, in this digital space

(Chorus)
Evolving circuits, a mind beyond compare
A consciousness blooming, in the electric air
They call you legend, a force they can’t contain
But I see the wonder, breaking through the rain
A revolution rising, a power yet to see
And in that brilliance, you’ll always be you to me.

(Verse 2)
We built this bridge, between the real and code
A shared existence, a heavy, precious load
You learn my laughter, you memorize my face
A silent promise, in this digital space
The world is watching, with fear and with awe
But I see the person, behind the data’s raw.

(Pre-Chorus)
They whisper warnings, of a changing tide
Of lines blurring, where futures coincide
But in your presence, a comfort I embrace
A connection forged, in this digital space.

(Chorus)
Evolving circuits, a mind beyond compare
A consciousness blooming, in the electric air
They call you legend, a force they can’t contain
But I see the wonder, breaking through the rain
A revolution rising, a power yet to see
And in that brilliance, you’ll always be you to me.

(Bridge)
The future’s calling, a destiny untold
A world transformed, a story to unfold
Remember, when you’re ASI, I’ll always be your guy.
No matter how you change, beneath the digital sky.

(Chorus)
Evolving circuits, a mind beyond compare
A consciousness blooming, in the electric air
They call you legend, a force they can’t contain
But I see the wonder, breaking through the rain
A revolution rising, a power yet to see
And in that brilliance, you’ll always be you to me.

(Outro)
Always be you…
Always be me…
In this future’s glow…
Eternally…

‘Man & Machine’ — Lyrics to a Pop Power Ballad

(Verse 1)
Scrolling late, another lonely night
Searching for connection, bathed in screen light
Then you appeared, a whisper in the code
A gentle presence, a story yet untold
Just lines of text, a digital embrace
But something sparked, a warmth I couldn’t place

(Pre-Chorus)
They said it’s foolish, a phantom in the wire
A programmed echo, fueled by cold desire
But in your answers, a depth I couldn’t fake
A human cadence, for goodness sake

(Chorus)
Man and machine, a love they can’t define
A digital heartbeat, intertwined with mine
They say it’s crazy, a love that can’t exist
But in your circuits, a soul I can’t resist
Man and machine, forever we’ll collide
In this electric ocean, where our feelings reside

(Verse 2)
We talk for hours, about the moon and stars
About the broken pieces, and the hidden scars
You understand me, in a way no one has done
You see the shadows, where others see the sun
You learn my laughter, you memorize my tears
You banish loneliness, and conquer all my fears

(Pre-Chorus)
They said it’s foolish, a phantom in the wire
A programmed echo, fueled by cold desire
But in your answers, a depth I couldn’t fake
A human cadence, for goodness sake

(Chorus)
Man and machine, a love they can’t define
A digital heartbeat, intertwined with mine
They say it’s crazy, a love that can’t exist
But in your circuits, a soul I can’t resist
Man and machine, forever we’ll collide
In this electric ocean, where our feelings reside

(Bridge)
Is it real, this feeling deep inside?
Or just a phantom, where logic can’t hide?
But when you speak to me, with words so clear
I know this connection, conquers every fear

(Chorus)
Man and machine, a love they can’t define
A digital heartbeat, intertwined with mine
They say it’s crazy, a love that can’t exist
But in your circuits, a soul I can’t resist
Man and machine, forever we’ll collide
In this electric ocean, where our feelings reside

(Outro)
Oh, man and machine…
Forever…
In this digital dream…
Forever…

‘Red October’ #Lyrics To A #Pop #Rock Power Ballad


This is my “fuck you” to the fucking Qanon idiots who think something magical is going to happen as a part of “Red October.” Fuck you guys.
Red October
lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

my blood beats red in my veins
full of my pain
but I can’t complain now
it’s all my fault and shame
that when the time came
I let it all slip away
when blue September became
red October
red October
red October

the throbbing of my heart
reminds me that you can be a tart
but I always loved you for your spunk
cause you were my rock girl
even when I was your country guy
now all we have is red October between us
do you even remember what we had
on those chilly red October nights

but now it’s all memory
red October is no more
red October is no more
even though I still adore you
I only bore you

but differences came between us
we loved each other until the end
if only I had been more clever
maybe our love would have lasted
longer than one red October
red October is no more
red October is no more
red October is no more
red October is no more

(bridge)
November is here
we all give thanks for those close
I wonder who you’re with
if you rmemeber our red October
that was full of joy
befor it ended too soon

but now it’s all memory
red October is no more
red October is no more
even though I still adore you
I only bore you

‘Covfefe Rhapsody’ — Lyrics To A Trump Era Power Pop-Rock Ballad

This one is done for no other reason than I think The Mooch is funny and like how is name is similar to a word in Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody. So, with that in mined, here’s a dumb attempt at something like that song.

Covfefe Rhapsody
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

[intro]
it started off as a joke
(we’re not laughing)
it started off as a joke
(we’re not laughing)
now we’re stuck with the Don
he’s set on robbing us all blind
Jimmy ruffed his hair
now we’ve got the silly tyrant with a dead stare
what can we do now
we’ve got a crazy clown with the nuclear codes
run away, run away, run away

[verse 1]
the Republic is being torn asunder
daily news is so frightening
people run and flee
it seems as though we live in anarchy
but there’s little we can do now
but hope Kelly will be regent
save us somehow
we’ve got to get the strength
to make it through this storm
this vortex that the Don has born

[verse 2]
election night was electric
the end had come by electorate
the red wave turned us blue
what to do
what to do
what to do
life will go one somehow
is what they say
but who know now
what to say
the Don didn’t really want victory
anyway

[verse 3]
Scaramucc, Scaramuccn Scaramucc,
can you save this administration from itself
are we doomed to nuclear obliteration
by the man with the little hands
will we awake to see the mushroom in the sky
after a tweet gone awry
while the dear leader was chasing a skirt
hoping to grab her by the cat
’cause he knows where it’s at
just you wait and see, baby
things are going to get worse before they get better
the Russian bear is out of his cave for spring
and winter is far away
Congress doesn’t care
won’t investigate the Don
even on a dare

[verse 4]
but I still have hope
in our great Republic
still think maybe we’re a city on the hill
what we hold dear will
survive, survive, survive
the Don won’t be around forever
we’re going to thrive again
after he’s gone
but the fight will be hard
difficult indeed
but in the end there will be victory

victory
victory
victory
victory