Take Kanye West’s Dark & Erratic Behavior Seriously


by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme. Though I loath to put this idea out into the universe, we have to take how bonkers Kanye West has become of late seriously.

As I have written before, Ye has the means, motive and opportunity to pull an OJ on us. If that happened, it would be a second Trial of the Century only with Tik-Tok and Twitter. I don’t really expect anything as horrific to happen as the whole OJ clusterfuck, but I also feel we’re not taking this situation seriously enough.

We’re just letting Ye run around being very conspicuous in his deranged hatred of Pete Davidson as if it’s all a lulz. It just seems to me as if this is all something of a set up, for something bad that we will look back upon and realize it was going on in broad daylight.

And, honestly, Ye doesn’t even have to do anything of OJ level badness for this to turn into a huge clusterfuck circus really quick. Virtually any criminal behavior on his part towards Davidson or Kardashian would be enough to cause pop culture to go septic with OJ Trial level stupid silliness.

Hopefully, I’m over reacting. I tend to do that. But I am very concerned that the insane behavior on West’s part that we’re laughing at is the lead up to a tragedy. We should act accordingly.

I’m Feeling Nervous About How Unstable Kanye West Is — Are Kim Kardashian & Pete Davidson In Danger?


by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I’m old enough to remember the Trial of the Century, which is one of the main reasons why we even know who Kim Kardashian is in the first place. But I’m growing alarmed that Something Bad might happen between Kanye West, Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian.

Like, Trial of the Century Part Deux bad.

Just take a look at this:

It definitely seems as though Ye’s mental health issues are growing sufficiently unstable that things may take a dark turn in a tragic and unexpected manner. In a manner that will have us all talking for a long, long, long time to come.

But, I’m notorious for getting ahead of my skiis, for daydreaming in a very conspicuous manner and speculating about stupid shit I have no business speculating on.

I’m sure that this is just a blip. And, yet, Ye has the means, motive and opportunity to hurt himself and others in a very horrific manner. We can only hope this won’t happen and I’m being “hysterical” with “doom shit” like everyone accuses me of when it comes to other, political, things.

The Case For Kim Kardashian & Pete Davidson Getting Married


by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

This is so dumb, but I have an opinion so here you go. As we all know, Pete Davidson is kind of bonkers (note: so am I). The case could be made that Davidson is Kim’s type because, well, compared to Ye, Davidson is pretty fucking normal and centered.

Kim and Pete.

So, in a sense, Kim marrying a bonkers, well meaning dingus (note: I could call myself the same thing) like Davidson makes total sense in the context of her dating past.

I say this only in the context that apparently the two are “getting really serious.” Now, Kim is 41 at the moment, but could probably squeeze out one more kid because she’s famous and rich. So, lulz, it’s very easy to imagine the two getting married, having a kid, then getting divorced. They would be the entertainment power couple of the 2020s.

But there is a huge wildcard — Miley Cyrus. A Pete Davidson – Miley Cyrus union makes far, far more sense than a Davidson – Kardashian one. And, I think if Pete and Kim did get married, Miley would be waiting in the wings to pounce the moment they broke up.

Given the chaotic energy both of them exude, their union probably would be a long-term one we could all pin our hopes on while we curse the bread.

My Hot Take On Kim Kardashian & Pete Davidson


by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

The crux of the public’s fascination with Pete Davidson’s love life is everyone wonders how someone like him keeps pulling some of the most powerful, talent and beautiful women in the world.

The rumored happy couple / photo source — the Internet

The answer is, of course, he has a huge cock.

But he’s also funny, which helps. I remember when he was dating — then engaged — to Ariana Grande. At the time, it felt like the whole country was thinking the same thing as to why this particular romance was happening — lust. We all knew it wasn’t going to last and it was as if the whole nation was in on the joke but the two people who were actually involved in the romance itself.

So, let’s talk about Davidson’s latest potential conquest, Kim Kardashian.

What the what?

It’s pretty amazing the huge spectrum of reactions to this development on Tik-Tok. Half the people think it’s all a PR stunt and the other half think it’s true love and will last for years to come.

I honestly neither know nor care what the ultimate outcome of this relationship will be. But it is interesting. It’s interesting how far a guy can get by being funny, having a huge cock and being a cast member on SNL. Who knew?

Davidson is still young. If he doesn’t crash and burn, he could very well linger as a star for many years to come.