Do We Have To Worry About Kanye West At The Grammy’s Now Because Of The Slap?


by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

This is an example of me just not knowing. While I know Kanye West isn’t allowed to perform at the Grammy’s because of his erratic behavior of late, I don’t know if he’s even invited to the ceremonies in the first place.

I’m just a little nervous that even how Will Smith got away with The Slap at the Oscars that West might do something crazy at the Grammy’s because it’s simply in the air at the moment.

But I don’t think I have anything to worry about. I hope. I think I’m overthinking things. But Smith has definitely highlighted that if you’re a celebrity you can do pretty much anything you want during the ceremony and nothing is going to happen to you.

Which is, in itself, a little unnerving.

Leave Julia Fox Alone: If You Ain’t Got Haters You Ain’t Poppin



by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Ahhh, Julia Fox. While it’s my impression that she’s well known among the costal blue check elites, for us poors, she sort of came out of nowhere when Ye made her his momentary muse.

Julia Fox / Image — the Internet

As such, there are a lot of people online — especially women — who have grown to fucking hate her guts.

I find this silly. It’s not like she’s a talentless hack like, say, Kim Kardashian. Ms. Fox actually appears to have some innate talents. She’s an actress, “muse” and, if nothing else, interesting.

And not in the manufactured fashion of so many pop up celebrities who come out of nowhere — Bella Poarch anyone? I can see why someone might think of her as a muse. She’s a legitimately interesting person who does interesting things.

I remember when I was creatively on fire in Seoul back in the day. That took a lot out of me mentally. So, I’m empathetic to what’s going on with her these days.

So, like, leave Julia Fox alone and shit.

Take Kanye West’s Dark & Erratic Behavior Seriously


by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme. Though I loath to put this idea out into the universe, we have to take how bonkers Kanye West has become of late seriously.

As I have written before, Ye has the means, motive and opportunity to pull an OJ on us. If that happened, it would be a second Trial of the Century only with Tik-Tok and Twitter. I don’t really expect anything as horrific to happen as the whole OJ clusterfuck, but I also feel we’re not taking this situation seriously enough.

We’re just letting Ye run around being very conspicuous in his deranged hatred of Pete Davidson as if it’s all a lulz. It just seems to me as if this is all something of a set up, for something bad that we will look back upon and realize it was going on in broad daylight.

And, honestly, Ye doesn’t even have to do anything of OJ level badness for this to turn into a huge clusterfuck circus really quick. Virtually any criminal behavior on his part towards Davidson or Kardashian would be enough to cause pop culture to go septic with OJ Trial level stupid silliness.

Hopefully, I’m over reacting. I tend to do that. But I am very concerned that the insane behavior on West’s part that we’re laughing at is the lead up to a tragedy. We should act accordingly.

I’m Feeling Nervous About How Unstable Kanye West Is — Are Kim Kardashian & Pete Davidson In Danger?


by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I’m old enough to remember the Trial of the Century, which is one of the main reasons why we even know who Kim Kardashian is in the first place. But I’m growing alarmed that Something Bad might happen between Kanye West, Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian.

Like, Trial of the Century Part Deux bad.

Just take a look at this:

It definitely seems as though Ye’s mental health issues are growing sufficiently unstable that things may take a dark turn in a tragic and unexpected manner. In a manner that will have us all talking for a long, long, long time to come.

But, I’m notorious for getting ahead of my skiis, for daydreaming in a very conspicuous manner and speculating about stupid shit I have no business speculating on.

I’m sure that this is just a blip. And, yet, Ye has the means, motive and opportunity to hurt himself and others in a very horrific manner. We can only hope this won’t happen and I’m being “hysterical” with “doom shit” like everyone accuses me of when it comes to other, political, things.

Predictions Of The Near Future


by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Here are some predictions made from things we know are true now and then projecting their logical conclusion into the future.

  1. Kanye West As Jim Jones
    As some point in the near future, Kanye West is going to finally go completely bonkers in a destructive way. He already has all the elements of a cult leader and it makes sense that in the near future, he will finally jump into the void. So, the first step is he might establish some sort of compound for his followers. Then, next thing you know, a lot of people endup dead. A side prediction is things grow REALLY weird and Kanye slams into Qanon and, well, lulz.
  2. Millie Bobby Brown — 14 going on 24
    I’m a fan of Miss Brown, but she’s only 14 or so now. She really, really wants to be an adult. On one level, it’s inspiring to young girls and on the other, it’s really fucking dark. I don’t know when it will actually happen or how, but Miss Brown is just a girl and she’s hanging out with a bunch of horny adults — to the point of getting a “producer” credit — and human nature being what it is, I fear a tragedy of some sort may occur. It may come out 20 years from now in a tell-all memoir, but it WILL come out. As Drew Barrymore can attest — Hollywood is a cruel mistress to young children and some pretty fucked up things are bound to happen involving Miss Brown. But, lulz, it’s not like I can do anything about it.
  3. Trump “Wins” The 2020 Election
    This is an easy one. Trump is absolutely going to win, or maybe “not lose” is better, the 2020 Election. Don’t know the details, but all I know is come Jan 20th, 2021, he’s getting sworn in and that’s that. If that doesn’t happen, then there will be severe political violence in the United States, to the point that it’s marketed in the press as “the Second American Civil War.”
  4. The United States Will Leave NATO, Allies With Russia
    Connected to the above prediction, the United States is going to leave NATO and form an alliance with Russia. As part of this, Trumplandia will make an aggressive move to pull out all of our troops from all over the globe. China will rise to superpower status and the United States will implode into little more than a mixture of a first world Venezuela mixed with Apartheid South Africa and Russia.
  5. Constitutional Convention
    At some point in the near future, House Trump will codify Trumplandia and demand a Constitutional Convention. By this point, the press will have been purged and so, lulz, fuck you. A doublespeak “Second Bill of Rights” will be pushed through and Trump will be free to stay in office for the rest of his life. At some point, we’ll simply get used to a Trump being POTUS or Veep as a way of life. This will continue for about 40 years until the dead hand of demographics makes it untenable.
  6. Qanon As American Khmer Rouge
    At some point in the near future, Qanon and MAGA will fuse so absolutely that even otherwise “normal” people will have Qanon talking points at the ready. This may lead to a House Trump actively encouraging Qanon people to murder liberals in cold blood. House Trump may not actively participate, but once the press is nothing but OANN, they can simply look on as crazed, bloodthirsty Qanon people attempt to empty the cities and fill American Killing Fields with the bodies of liberals. This is kind of extreme to suggest it might happen, but the conditions for it to happen definitely will be there soon enough.