‘You Outta Pocket’ — #Lyrics to An Old School #HipHop Song

This is an extreme first draft. Just writing off the top of my head. But if it’s not already a song, “You Outta Pocket” would be a great hiphop song title.

You Outta Pocket
lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

people are pressing me left and right
always trying to squash my delight
I’m just tyring to live my life
but here I am at the KFC
when some fella get in my face
and all I can say is

you outta pocket
you outta pocket
you outta pocket

you take yourself wherever go
so later that day I am crusing
down the street
I stop at the stop light
and some mo-fucker screams at me
to get out of the way
all I gotta say is

you outta pocket
you outta pocket
you outta pocket

(bridge)
all I need
all I want
is a little peace of mind
but I’m surrounded by squares
who on a dare
push me to my limit

you outta pocket
you outta pocket
you outta pocket
you outta pocket
you outta pocket
you outta pocket

‘Chester Drawers’ –#HipHop #Lyrics

This is an homage to the great Ye song “No Church In The Wild,” which I recently realized is a garbled version of the expression, “No church in awhile.” I recently garbled “chest of drawers” into “chester drawers” and thought this might an interesting homage to Ye.

Chester Drawers
Lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
Please give credit if you produce or perform

chester drawers in my mind
are the pockets of my soul
no one would be so bold
as to pull my thoughts out

chester drawers in my mind
are the pockets of my soul
no on would be so bold
as to pull my thoughts out

put my secrets
where they can’t be found
tight as can be inside
inside the chester drawers
inside my mind

living my life
trying not to be too deep
but I got secrets in my soul
you’d never guess

no matter hard you try
keep your hands to yourself
let me address
my fears about the feats
I accomplish with my heat

chester drawers in my mind
are the pockets of my soul
no one would be so bold
as to pull my thoughts out

chester drawers in my mind
are the pockets of my soul
no on would be so bold
as to pull my thoughts out

‘Everything Is So Dumb’ — #Lyrics To A #HipHop Song

I see this as something that a good to great producer could do a lot with to turn into a hip-hop song. That’s my dream, at least.

Everything Is So Dumb
Lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
Please give credit if you produce or perform

I turn on my TV and see
yet more stupidity
everything is so dumb
it’s clear as can be
we’re slouching towards our fate
of everyone being so dumb

why is everything
everything so dumb
why is everything
why is everything
everything so dumb

I don’t have any control
can tell you how to fix the issue
but here I am singing you this song
’cause everyhting is so wrong
’cause everything is so fucking dumb

everything is so dumb
everything is so dumb
everything is so dumb

(bridge)
I try to do my part
try to be smart
but what can I say
when Western civilization is
falling part in front of my eyes
with people with heads between
between their thighs

I don’t have any control
can tell you how to fix the issue
but here I am singing you this song
’cause everyhting is so wrong
’cause everything is so fucking dumb

everything is so dumb
everything is so dumb
everything is so dumb