The Surreal World Of Online Celebrity Gossip

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

The plague of alwaysonitis doesn’t just beset politics — a lot of people are a little too online when it comes to celebrity gossip, too. The way some people talk on Tik-Tok, you would think everyone is gay in Hollywood.

To be clear — most of Hollywood IS gay, but I guess what bothers me is when people make shit up that can easily be checked. Take, for instance, the freakishly tall — and freakishly gorgeous — Elizabeth Debicki. People on Tik-Tok breathlessly tell us Debicki is secretly dating Jessica Chastain.

A very simple search of Google shows that this is highly unlikely — Debicki is dating Kristian Rasmussen.

Anyway. People need to cool it. Or, at least, check things out before you “ship” people. Probably all that is happening is Debicki and Chastain were handsy at The Golden Globes — and Debicki came without her man — so people jumped to conclusions.

Holy Shit Is Elizabeth Debicki A Babe

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I have an eye for beauty. And the Hollywood ingenue who has caught my attention recently is Elizabeth Debicki. She is freakish tall and yet drop dead gorgeous.

Elizabeth Debicki

It’s those legs, bruh. She — and those legs of hers — first caught my attention in Tenant. Man, oh man. Stunning. I wonder if she’s an actress who is cool with showing off her best asset on screen or if she is actually really modest and doesn’t like to show off her legs.

It’s a mystery!

Anyway. I wish her the best. I’m really short compared to her, but she’s still stunning.