Tag: dance pop

‘Vortex’ — lyrics to a dance-pop-rock song

Vortex
lyrics by @sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

in the middle of the storm that is life
I’ll be there with you till the end
the calm of the eye
will be so bold as to scold
but when the end comes again
I’ll hold you tight so there will be no fright
I love you as much as I can
even in the

vortex
the vortex of life is sight to see
the vortex is strong as can be
vortex
vortex
vortex
vortex

but I’m not willing to flee
the winds of the vortex are not so strong
that I will run from you
I’ll keep you safe as can be
whatever comes to you comes for me
don’t worry one bit
not matter how much the vortex scares
us and shit

vortex
the vortex of life is sight to see
the vortex is strong as can be
vortex
vortex
vortex
vortex

(bridge)
the peace will come
we will reside in the sun
maybe start a family
one that will enjoy a new life
one without fear of destruction
and the vortex is just the past
thought of as just a gas

vortex
the vortex of life is sight to see
the vortex is strong as can be
vortex
vortex
vortex
vortex

‘Sticky Situation’ — #Lyrics to a #Dance #Pop #Rock Song

I see this as just your typical modern dance pop song. The beat would be your standard issue 2022 backbeat. I got the inspiration for this from a Alexa Chung tweet.

Sticky Situation
lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

it’s all so complicated
two old souls
wandering this world
hand in hand
wondering where it all ends
things are complicated between us
is this love
or just a sticky situation

it’s a sticky situation it’s true
let me lick my fingers and think
it’s a sticky situation it’s true
give me a kiss before we all sink
it’s a sticky situation it’s true
sticky situation
sticky situation
sticky situation

people come and go it’s true
but you’re special
different than the others
but we find ourselves
in a situation that’s sticky
it could go either way

it’s a sticky situation it’s true
let me lick my fingers and think
it’s a sticky situation it’s true
give me a kiss before we all sink
it’s a sticky situation it’s true
sticky situation
sticky situation
sticky situation

(bridge)
if we’re not careful
it’ll all dry up
leaving us remorse and regret
nothing on our minds but fret
so let me caress your thigh
we can get all wet
waiting for the next step

it’s a sticky situation it’s true
let me lick my fingers and think
it’s a sticky situation it’s true
give me a kiss before we all sink
it’s a sticky situation it’s true
sticky situation
sticky situation
sticky situation

‘Do You Got A Man’ — #Lyrics To A Dance Pop Song

This is just me letting off steam. No one cares. It’s supposed to be a pop rock song.

Do You Got A Man
Lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
Please give credit if you produce or perform

I see you walking near me
The way you strut is making it rough
Making it rough for me to ignore your stuff
So all I gotta say much to my dismay is

Do you got a man?

Do you got a man?
What’s his name?
What’s his game?
Do you got a man?
Let me ask you one question
Do you got a man?
Do you got a man?
Do you got a man?

Other girls got boys on their arms
I know if I chat them up a risk harm
But you’re a babe for all to see
So not knowing your status
Is really letting me have it

I promise if you’re free
I won’t say anything to make you flee
But I might ask you out
That’s for sure without a doubt

Do you got a man?

Do you got a man?
What’s his name?
What’s his game?
Do you got a man?
Let me ask you one question
Do you got a man?
Do you got a man?
Do you got a man?

(bridge)

Once you’re mine
It will be sublime
Other people will know
Don’t you know
So they don’t have to ask
That I’m your man

Do you got a man?
Let me ask you one question
Do you got a man?
Do you got a man?
Do you got a man?

‘Peaches’ — #Lyrics To A Dance Pop Song

I feel bad for the singer Peaches that Trump would sully her name with his stupid “you can call it peaches” quote about the wall, so here what are meant to be dance pop lyrics.

Peaches
Lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
Please give credit if you produce or perform

You can call it whatever you like
You can call it peaches if you like
If helps you fuck the pain away
But no matter what you say
No matter what you do
It’s still fucking wall

Peaches won’t separate us
Peaches taste so good
Let’s eat them not built them
Peaches won’t separate us
Peaches taste so good
Let’s eat them not built them

Don’t you worry
Don’t you fret
The best of peaches is to come
But these peaches are based on love not hate
You’ve just got to see what freedom is
To accept my plea

Peaches won’t separate us
Peaches taste so good
Let’s eat them not built them
Peaches won’t separate us
Peaches taste so good
Let’s eat them not built them

(bridge)
Bridge peaches with a smile
Overcome your peaches fears
A latter is all you need
Nice and strong and ready to come
When asked

Peaches won’t separate us
Peaches taste so good
Let’s eat them not built them
Peaches won’t separate us
Peaches taste so good
Let’s eat them not built them

‘Individual 1’ — #Lyrics To A Dance Pop Song

Individual 1
Lyrics by Shelton bumgarner
@bumgarls
Please give credit if you produce or perform

Paid my bills ‘cause I had my thrills
My fixer does the hard work while I play
Running the country leaves me in dismay
While my enemies are in despair
Women come and go when you’re at the top
When you’re

Individual 1

We’re all here for a short amount of time
History may not repeat but it does rhyme
I lie in bed all day lying with my words

But I’m individual 1, individual 1, individual 1
Individual 1, individual 1, individual 1, individual 1
I’m at the top of my game
If you need someone to blame it’s not me
The buck stops with everyone
But not with me, but not with me

I’m in control of the nuke codes
If I sneeze wrong everything you know goes
The smoke will make you choke, choke, choke
And winter will never end, believe you me
Russia will always be in my heart
Girls who give me golden in showers be best
My main chick doesn’t give me what I request

We’re all here for a short amount of time
History may not repeat but it does rhyme
I lie in bed all day lying with my words

But I’m individual 1, individual 1, individual 1
Individual 1, individual 1, individual 1, individual 1
I’m at the top of my game
If you need someone to blame it’s not me
The buck stops with everyone
But not with me, but not with me
I’m telling you one last time
I can spin on a dime
Bright as can be when you’re me
People will look the other way
Even when you’re a risk to the world
They may fret but they’ll be my bitch
‘Cause of the power of the office
When you’re individual 1

They let you do it
They let you do it
They let you do it

‘AOC’ — #Lyrics To A Dance Pop Song

This is pretty ridiculous, but a little ditty I wrote quickly off the top of my head.

AOC
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

she drives all the incels crazy
they just don’t know what to do
they want her to fade away
but that’s not her scene baby

AOC
she’s a star of the House
she knows what it’s all about
AOC
AOC
AOC

don’t you worry baby
she’s got it under control
going to shake things up
don’t you know

she can do no right
she can do no wrong
all I know is she’s strong

AOC
she’s a star of the House
she knows what it’s all about
AOC
AOC
AOC

[bridge]
when she’s old and gray
she’s going to still drive power mad
’cause she’ll be in control
maybe even have a gavel in her hand

AOC
she’s a star of the House
she knows what it’s all about
AOC
AOC
AOC

‘Bottom Rail’ — #Lyrics To A Dance Pop Song

There’s a famous tale that just after the Civil War some freed slaves told some whites “bottom rail on top now.” This is homage to that tale in the form of a Daft Punk-type dance song. Make of it what you will.

Bottom Rail
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

the train is on its way
our fate has been decided
we were on the bottom
now we’re on the top

bottom rail is on top now
bottom rail is on top now
bottom rail is on top now
bottom rail is on top now

our will was honored
’cause people did there part
this is just a start
but I’m going to yell
bottom rail is on top now
bottom rail is on top now
bottom rail is on top now

[bridge]
we’re entering history
things are going to change
much to the dismay
of those who would complain

bottom rail is on top now
bottom rail is on top now
bottom rail is on top now

‘Owned’ — #Lyrics To A Dance Pop Song

This is me vaguely talking about how conservatives will do just about anything — even be self-destructive — to “own the libs.”

Owned
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

oh the things I’ll do
to show you who’s boss
I’ll burn my bridges before I cross
leaving me with a burden of my own
sell my soul so I won’t be

owned
(liberation)
owned
(liberation)
owned
(liberation)

I’m free as can be with my love
liberal in spirit
watch me throw the dice
no one has ownership over me ’cause
no matter what I’ll never be

owned
(liberation)
owned
(liberation)
owned
(liberation)

[bridge]
going to plant my feet
in this free soil tonight
have to conserve my strength
’cause there’s liberation to have
when dawn arrives

owned
(liberation)
owned
(liberation)
owned
(liberation)

‘Vortex’ — #Lyrics To A Dance Pop Song

I love this title for a song. It’s perfect. It’s a strong word and, like “Toxic,” it’s two syllables. And, I like the context of it being about something — or someone — being crazy and causing a lot of trouble. I have tried over and over again to write lyrics to a song with this title and nothing has been of note. But here’s another attempt. I don’t have any beats, but imagine it’s really fast and dance-pop like Toxic. If it has that internal beat structure built into it in too obvious a manner, remember I need a co-writer and a composer (someone who knows something about music) to make this into actual lyrics. I just like writing stories in verse.

Vortex
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

spin things off of me like a hurricane
got no name don’t blame me it’s my game
touch my thigh just right
might let you ride my vortex eye by midnight
once you make me leer
I’ll take it straight from here

[pre-chorus]
want you in my center
I’m a real spinner
sin is my game

[chorus]
things are getting crazy
no one’s ever called me lazy
bring me to your place
I’ll make a mess with my vortex
don’t forget to lock the door
I’ll make a mess with my vortex

don’t you fret my pet
the best is on its way
if you can handle it

[pre-chorus]
I’ll keep you steady
as the wind begins to whip
what are you willing to get it

[chorus]
don’t complain not one bit
this vortex is going to be lit
my eye is in your path
it’s the strongest vortex yet
I’ll rip your tree from its roots
my vortex will leave you shaking in your boots
my vortex will leave you shaking in your boots
my vortex will leave you shaking in your boots

‘Just Friends’ — #Lyrics To A Dance Pop Song

This is my attempt at one of those songs that tries to explain the “it’s complicated” status of modern romance.

Just Friends
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

everyone’s talking about us
saying things ’cause they just don’t know
I look at you in the dark
not knowing where to start

when they ask about us we’ll say
as politely as can be that we’re

just friends
we’re casual as can be
just friends
no need to ask any more questions
we’re just friends

gossip is being spread all ’round town
people speculatin’ that we we do
what we do when lights are down, down, down
it’s none of their business as you know
what we do when sun don’t show

I’m not ready to admit how I feel
my heart is still breaking
from the one before
but you’re looking good right now
for just a friend

when they ask about us we’ll say
as politely as can be that we’re

just friends
we’re casual as can be
just friends
no need to ask any more questions
we’re just friends

[bridge]
we’re as tight as can be
soon enough we’ll be as one
but for the moment we’re
just friends

when you look at me in the eyes
I grow weak in the thighs
knowing what happens next
you don’t get any rest when you’re
just friends
just friends
just friends