‘Conation’ — #lyrics to a techno dance song

Conation
lyrics by @sheltgarner
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verse 1
everything is of my own volition
I can do as I please
you want to control me
pin me down to your will
but I’m not slurping that swill

pre-chorus
I’m not doing as you say
not under your control
no not one bit
I have free will

chorus
the nation I live in has self-determination
conation is the only way to be
able to exert your agency
conation is the only way to be

verse 2
my right is not your wrong
I have the right to choose and always will
don’t tell me what to do
I won’t listen no matter what

pre-chorus
I’m not doing as you say
not under your control
no not one bit
I have free will

chorus
the nation I live in has self-determination
conation is the only way to be
able to exert your agency
conation is the only way to be

post-chorus
conation is my state
conation is my state

bridge
without conation there is nothing
I have agency and always will
it’s my choice want happens next
I have conation
I have conation
I have conation

chorus
the nation I live in has self-determination
conation is the only way to be
able to exert your agency
conation is the only way to be
I have conation
I have conation
I have conation

‘None Dare Call It Treason’ — #lyrics to a #Dance #Pop #Rock Song

None Dare Call It Treason
lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
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thought you were my hero
thought we were meant to be
forever and a day
but now I see you with her
and realize what it is
it’s the end I know
you didn’t even wait
a day before you did the deed

none dare call it treason
none dare call it treason
but that’s what it is
you broke my heart without a thought
now I don’t know where to start
treason is the reason for this feeling
this feeling
this feeling
this feeling

I take another sip of this whiskey
wondering if she’s making you scream
like I did in the middle of the night
way back when
all I know is you’ve cross enemy lines
your smile has turned to a smirk
since you know you’ve done your work

none dare call it treason
none dare call it treason
but that’s what it is
you broke my heart without a thought
now I don’t know where to start
treason is the reason for this feeling
this feeling
this feeling
this feeling

(bridge)
all I want
all I need
is some peace to my turbulent heart
if you would return to me
all would be forgiven I swear
I’d pardon you for your crimes
and we would make a happy home

none dare call it treason
none dare call it treason
but that’s what it is
you broke my heart without a thought
now I don’t know where to start
treason is the reason for this feeling
this feeling
this feeling
this feeling

‘Sticky Situation’ — #Lyrics to a #Dance #Pop #Rock Song

I see this as just your typical modern dance pop song. The beat would be your standard issue 2022 backbeat. I got the inspiration for this from a Alexa Chung tweet.

Sticky Situation
lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
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it’s all so complicated
two old souls
wandering this world
hand in hand
wondering where it all ends
things are complicated between us
is this love
or just a sticky situation

it’s a sticky situation it’s true
let me lick my fingers and think
it’s a sticky situation it’s true
give me a kiss before we all sink
it’s a sticky situation it’s true
sticky situation
sticky situation
sticky situation

people come and go it’s true
but you’re special
different than the others
but we find ourselves
in a situation that’s sticky
it could go either way

it’s a sticky situation it’s true
let me lick my fingers and think
it’s a sticky situation it’s true
give me a kiss before we all sink
it’s a sticky situation it’s true
sticky situation
sticky situation
sticky situation

(bridge)
if we’re not careful
it’ll all dry up
leaving us remorse and regret
nothing on our minds but fret
so let me caress your thigh
we can get all wet
waiting for the next step

it’s a sticky situation it’s true
let me lick my fingers and think
it’s a sticky situation it’s true
give me a kiss before we all sink
it’s a sticky situation it’s true
sticky situation
sticky situation
sticky situation

‘Vortex’ — #lyrics to a #pop #rock #dance song

I have repeatedly attempted to write a song using the word “vortex.” This is meant to be a song greatly inspired by “Umbrella.” But I’m just letting off steam. Lulz, nothing matters.
Vortex
lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
Please give credit if you produce or perform.

pour me into the stream
your love is just too much
I’m ready to make my stand
if I can have your hand
but there’s no doubt
just as I’m about to shout
I have to deal with the
vortex
ready to suck me in
vortex
vortex
ready to suck me in
vortex

the warmth of your touch
is more than enough
make me want to pour myself
a stiff drink and think
of how it once was
when things were peace and quiet
before we moved mountians with our love
and it was just you and me
before the
vortex
ready to suck me in
vortex
vortex
ready to suck me in
vortex

(bridge)
things will be still as can be
when you’re lying next to me
no more chaos or shame
or people wanting to keep us confused
everything will be right
when we’re each other’s delight
no more thinking about a

vortex
ready to suck me in
vortex
vortex
ready to suck me in
vortex

‘Do You Got A Man’ — #Lyrics To A Dance Pop Song

This is just me letting off steam. No one cares. It’s supposed to be a pop rock song.

Do You Got A Man
Lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
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I see you walking near me
The way you strut is making it rough
Making it rough for me to ignore your stuff
So all I gotta say much to my dismay is

Do you got a man?

Do you got a man?
What’s his name?
What’s his game?
Do you got a man?
Let me ask you one question
Do you got a man?
Do you got a man?
Do you got a man?

Other girls got boys on their arms
I know if I chat them up a risk harm
But you’re a babe for all to see
So not knowing your status
Is really letting me have it

I promise if you’re free
I won’t say anything to make you flee
But I might ask you out
That’s for sure without a doubt

Do you got a man?

Do you got a man?
What’s his name?
What’s his game?
Do you got a man?
Let me ask you one question
Do you got a man?
Do you got a man?
Do you got a man?

(bridge)

Once you’re mine
It will be sublime
Other people will know
Don’t you know
So they don’t have to ask
That I’m your man

Do you got a man?
Let me ask you one question
Do you got a man?
Do you got a man?
Do you got a man?

‘Peaches’ — #Lyrics To A Dance Pop Song

I feel bad for the singer Peaches that Trump would sully her name with his stupid “you can call it peaches” quote about the wall, so here what are meant to be dance pop lyrics.

Peaches
Lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
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You can call it whatever you like
You can call it peaches if you like
If helps you fuck the pain away
But no matter what you say
No matter what you do
It’s still fucking wall

Peaches won’t separate us
Peaches taste so good
Let’s eat them not built them
Peaches won’t separate us
Peaches taste so good
Let’s eat them not built them

Don’t you worry
Don’t you fret
The best of peaches is to come
But these peaches are based on love not hate
You’ve just got to see what freedom is
To accept my plea

Peaches won’t separate us
Peaches taste so good
Let’s eat them not built them
Peaches won’t separate us
Peaches taste so good
Let’s eat them not built them

(bridge)
Bridge peaches with a smile
Overcome your peaches fears
A latter is all you need
Nice and strong and ready to come
When asked

Peaches won’t separate us
Peaches taste so good
Let’s eat them not built them
Peaches won’t separate us
Peaches taste so good
Let’s eat them not built them

‘AOC’ — #Lyrics To A Dance Pop Song

This is pretty ridiculous, but a little ditty I wrote quickly off the top of my head.

AOC
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
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she drives all the incels crazy
they just don’t know what to do
they want her to fade away
but that’s not her scene baby

AOC
she’s a star of the House
she knows what it’s all about
AOC
AOC
AOC

don’t you worry baby
she’s got it under control
going to shake things up
don’t you know

she can do no right
she can do no wrong
all I know is she’s strong

AOC
she’s a star of the House
she knows what it’s all about
AOC
AOC
AOC

[bridge]
when she’s old and gray
she’s going to still drive power mad
’cause she’ll be in control
maybe even have a gavel in her hand

AOC
she’s a star of the House
she knows what it’s all about
AOC
AOC
AOC

‘Bottom Rail’ — #Lyrics To A Dance Pop Song

There’s a famous tale that just after the Civil War some freed slaves told some whites “bottom rail on top now.” This is homage to that tale in the form of a Daft Punk-type dance song. Make of it what you will.

Bottom Rail
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
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the train is on its way
our fate has been decided
we were on the bottom
now we’re on the top

bottom rail is on top now
bottom rail is on top now
bottom rail is on top now
bottom rail is on top now

our will was honored
’cause people did there part
this is just a start
but I’m going to yell
bottom rail is on top now
bottom rail is on top now
bottom rail is on top now

[bridge]
we’re entering history
things are going to change
much to the dismay
of those who would complain

bottom rail is on top now
bottom rail is on top now
bottom rail is on top now

‘Owned’ — #Lyrics To A Dance Pop Song

This is me vaguely talking about how conservatives will do just about anything — even be self-destructive — to “own the libs.”

Owned
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
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oh the things I’ll do
to show you who’s boss
I’ll burn my bridges before I cross
leaving me with a burden of my own
sell my soul so I won’t be

owned
(liberation)
owned
(liberation)
owned
(liberation)

I’m free as can be with my love
liberal in spirit
watch me throw the dice
no one has ownership over me ’cause
no matter what I’ll never be

owned
(liberation)
owned
(liberation)
owned
(liberation)

[bridge]
going to plant my feet
in this free soil tonight
have to conserve my strength
’cause there’s liberation to have
when dawn arrives

owned
(liberation)
owned
(liberation)
owned
(liberation)

‘Vortex’ — #Lyrics To A Dance Pop Song

I love this title for a song. It’s perfect. It’s a strong word and, like “Toxic,” it’s two syllables. And, I like the context of it being about something — or someone — being crazy and causing a lot of trouble. I have tried over and over again to write lyrics to a song with this title and nothing has been of note. But here’s another attempt. I don’t have any beats, but imagine it’s really fast and dance-pop like Toxic. If it has that internal beat structure built into it in too obvious a manner, remember I need a co-writer and a composer (someone who knows something about music) to make this into actual lyrics. I just like writing stories in verse.

Vortex
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

spin things off of me like a hurricane
got no name don’t blame me it’s my game
touch my thigh just right
might let you ride my vortex eye by midnight
once you make me leer
I’ll take it straight from here

[pre-chorus]
want you in my center
I’m a real spinner
sin is my game

[chorus]
things are getting crazy
no one’s ever called me lazy
bring me to your place
I’ll make a mess with my vortex
don’t forget to lock the door
I’ll make a mess with my vortex

don’t you fret my pet
the best is on its way
if you can handle it

[pre-chorus]
I’ll keep you steady
as the wind begins to whip
what are you willing to get it

[chorus]
don’t complain not one bit
this vortex is going to be lit
my eye is in your path
it’s the strongest vortex yet
I’ll rip your tree from its roots
my vortex will leave you shaking in your boots
my vortex will leave you shaking in your boots
my vortex will leave you shaking in your boots