I have no idea what is going on with supermodel Cara Delevingne, but I am honestly worried about her. Whatever is wrong with her seems to have accelerated after she came back from Burning Man.
While she’d been acting really weird before then, something apparently seems to have happened while she was at Burning Man to make her go from just acting eccentric to having some sort of serious mental crisis.
So, it makes me wonder if maybe she sorta cracked her mind using a little too much LSD or some other mind altering substance while she was in the desert. It’s really rare for women — especially famous women — to lose their minds in such a public way.
I hope Ms. Delevingne is getting the help she needs. Hopefully, all she has to do is dry out and the rest will take care of itself. She apparently is in the care of people who love her so I suppose all the rest of us can do is hope for the best.
The current troublesome situation with supermodel Cara Delevingne is a prime example of why a lot of people don’t trust the media. She’s obviously going through some sort of mental crisis and, yet, there she was on one of the major American morning shows lulzing it all.
It was obviously an effort on the part of her “people” to mitigate the PR crisis she was currently in. Then, of course, a little while later, she is seen whacked out and acting crazy at an airport.
There is something seriously wrong with Delevingne and yet the media are struggling to make the masses indifferent to whatever it is she’s going through. The media do this all time to varying degrees and it really bothers me because I have a real thing about what is “real.” When people start fudging what is real as part of some part of an agenda — be they MAGA or the celebrity press — it really gets on my nerves.
And, yet, I suppose this is just the world we live in. People have been attempting to fuck with reality since dirt. Why change now?
Anything to do with the female body is a sticky wicket. It’s all very complicated and difficult to discern one way or another. And the last person who should even attempt to talk about why wealthy women seem obsessed with showing their tits is probably me, a CIS white middle aged man.
Free the Nipple, Cara!
But, lulz, fuck that. I’m going to do it anyway.
Ok, I think I’ve written about this before, but it’s a nice August evening and so I think I’ll write about it again because it’s about boobs. Everyone likes boobs, right? I know I do.
Anyway, you don’t have to be a genius to notice that on the actual catwalk you see in person, bare nipples are everywhere. A lot of the time, photo editors will obscure the actual nipples shown in the sheer attire the models are wearing so the Plebes won’t riot — or whatever.
But we again come to the question of — why?
I have no idea honestly. But maybe it has something to do with power? If you’re a wealthy woman, there’s something of a symbiotic relationship between the high end fashion designers and what you want to be able to wear. I mean, if Cara Delevingne got her way, she probably would show her nipples all the time. Like, all the time.
Being able to show her nipples freely is something Ms. Delevingne talks about all the time!
Of course, there’s a several thousand word New Yorker think piece to be written about how wealthy women perceive their relationship to their bodies differently than less wealthy women. I will leave such insight to a woman who has the proper intersectional qualifications to do such a thing. I’m just a dingus who is talking about shit I have no right to talk about. Please ignore me aggressively.
But anyway, this is all part of the broader issue of how wealthy people get away with bloody murder when it comes to sex. Or, at least, they have a very different interaction with other wealthy people when it comes to sex.
The only reason why this even annoys me is sometimes they try to pull a fast one us Plebes when it comes to who their dating. Anyway. What do I know.
Let me start off by saying I don’t know anything about anything and I suggest you actively ignore anything I have to say. But I feel a lot of compassion for Cara Delevingne. She may have “explained” what was going on with she and Megan Thee Stallion at an awards show recently, but the seems like a PR clean up effort on her on “handlers” part.
What I saw of her on The Tonight Show was still very, very “jittery.” She looked frantic and manic and like she had had way too much of “something.” So, I think she needs to “chill out” for a little while in some way. She’s gorgeous and lovely and has a very unique personality and I worry that she’s going to endup in trouble and everyone is going to sit around pointing fingers at each other.
She risks flaming out in some sort of tragedy and we’ll only have ourselves to blame. Or, put another way, whatever is wrong with Ms. Delevingne is a chronic problem and she either needs to start taking her meds or she needs to lay off of…something.
Almost no one looks at this Website. Yes, I have a few stalkers and there’s a steady trickle of people interested in my dystopian political hellscapes about autocracy or civil war in the United States, but, in general, I’m living in oblivion as is my writing.
Cara Delevingne
Meanwhile, I’m obsessed with my Webstats. And the last few hours I’ve noticed a few pings from NYC, of all places, about my blog post expressing concern about Cara Delevingne’s erratic behavior.
It makes me wonder. Is she acting so weird in NYC that other people are worried about her and searching for posts about it? Both people came to this site via a Twitter link, so they must have searched something about Delevingne that led them to my site.
Anyway, I have no idea. In my “research” for this post I noticed some crazy person on Twitter has been tweeting manically about Delevingne this evening. It’s very creepy! And Delevingne was on Live with Kelly and Ryan recently and she just couldn’t keep still. She was very frantic.
I have no idea. She’s a very talent and beautiful woman. I hope she’s ok.
What the fuck, Cara Delevingne? Last night at the Billboard Music Awards, Delevingne was all the fuck over Megan Thee Stallion. It was all very weird and creepy and it made me think of another freaky Hollywood weirdo — Andy Dick.
Delevingne’s public behavior last night seemed very much like something Dick would do. I have no skin in this game — I just don’t care — but I am, in general, worried for Delevingne.
My fear is, of course, is we’re going to all collectively ignore her weird behavior until Something Bad happens. What that Something Bad might be, I have no idea. But we need to all need to acknowledge that Delevingne must be going through some things at the moment, given how fucking weird she’s acting.
And I say all of this as a life-long member of the freaky weirdo community.
Establishing reality is really important to me. And whenever you are dealing with Cara Delevingne’s dating history and the celebrity press you are dealing with a very murky upside down.
In general, the celebrity press simply refuses to acknowledge that if an otherwise straight woman is hanging out with Delevingne, she’s probably having sex with her.
– New York, NY – 11/117/2021 – Selena Gomez, Cara Delevingne, JB Smoove and Antoni Porowski at the Orlando Magic at the New York Knicks basketball game at Madison Squared Garden.
-PICTURED: Cara Delevingne, Selena Gomez
-PHOTO by: Michael Simon/startraksphoto.com
-MS193163
Editorial – Rights Managed Image – Please contact www.startraksphoto.com for licensing fee Startraks Photo
Startraks Photo
New York, NY
For licensing please call 212-414-9464 or email sales@startraksphoto.com
Image may not be published in any way that is or might be deemed defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification or question you may have
Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this image. If you violate our intellectual property you may be liable for actual damages, loss of income, and profits you derive from the use of this image, and where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or statutory damages.
I really like Delevingne because of her spunk and she has become the go-to lesbian Lothario for “straight” female celebrities to dabble in a same-sex relationship in full view of the public. It’s one of those, if you know, you know type situations.
And there’s a reason for this — an otherwise straight woman fucking Delevingne is a way for them to explore their bi-sexual side without having to go through the public rigmarole in the press of saying, “I’m not gay, but I am having sex with Cara Delevingne at the moment.”
It’s a win win for everyone involved.
Uh huh.
So, I would be flabbergasted if Gomez and Delevingne aren’t in a reasonably serious relationship at the moment. I say this for no other reason than Delevingne is going to co-star with Gomez in the upcoming second season of Only Murders in The Building.
If this was a heterosexual “friendship” people would shipping a romantic relationship. But with these two, come on. Someone, somewhere, needs to ask a few pointed questions for these two crazy kids.
Unless I get a specific, clear denial, I’m going to assume these two beautiful women are in a same sex relationship. But, even then, I probably won’t believe it.
I find it very amusing how Cara Delevingne is the go-to female Don Juan for some of the most glorious women in the world when they want to “dabble in the lady pond” in a very, very conspicuous manner. This is my effort to comment on this situation. Cara lyrics by Shelt Garner @sheltgarner please give credit if you produce or perform
mind the gap mind the gap mind the gap
I see girls come and go but there’s one girl I know is a threat to my aims and that’s Cara, Cara, Cara
she has the moves that’s for sure always seems to have a new lass by her side night after night makes a man wonder what do you have, that I don’t Cara, Cara, Cara
I see girls come and go but there’s one girl I know is a threat to my aims and that’s Cara, Cara, Cara
so many girls so little time are they all just a peice of ass enthralled with your sass or you love them while you’re with them never to forget them?
(bridge) Cara you should be mine our love would be sublime two players in heat with moves that could not be beat but I know this not to be
I see girls come and go but there’s one girl I know is a threat to my aims and that’s Cara, Cara, Cara
No one should listen to me. I’m a nobody, but I felt Cara Delevingne’s outfit to the 2021 Met Gala won the night. It’s edgy and makes a point. That’s why I think AOC blew a huge opportunity with her faux edgy “Tax the Rich” outfit.
Ugh.
If a rando weirdo like me can come up with a more pointed political statement than what AOC wore, you got a problem.
Many moons ago, I was famous. I was famous in Seoul because I was DJing at well known expat bar and I was publishing ROKon Magazine. Now, in the context of the actual, real world, I was barely a big fish in a puddle. But I did learn a lot about the dynamics of fame.
And so, this brings us to this picture.
Why, hello, ladies.
This is a picture of well-known lesbian lothario Cara Delevingne in a two-person cardigan with Kaia Gerber. Given to them by Taylor Swift, of all people. Now, it is very, very possible that they were and are just friends. I’m totally willing to believe that. Just two friends goofing around with a promotional two-person cardigan gifted them by a good famous friend.
And, then, I find myself having some nagging questions about this situation. People who poo-poo any romantic connection between the two women will point out that, as I understand it, Gerber had a boyfriend at the time the picture was taken so, lulz, I’m being a weirdo for suggesting anything untoward. Then I think about what I know from my time in Seoul and it grows very difficult for me not to at least think THIS is what happened: yes, Gerber had a boyfriend, but the whole situation was far more Rich People Open Relationship than us Poors might understand.
As such, Poors like me don’t understand that what I think was happening with this picture is exactly what was going on with this picture, but it’s not as cut and dried as my Poor morality might be able to comprehend. The case could be made that, yes, Gerber was somewhat romantically involved with Delevingne at the time the picture was taken, but she DID have a boyfriend.
Whatever was going on between two women was so far removed from “Instagram official” that they weren’t dating at all and, by the way, Gerber had a boyfriend so why are you even thinking that you Poor freak?
Or put another way, when you’re famous, you have fan base and an image to maintain. If whatever you’re up to in your personal life doesn’t fit the narrative you have for your fan base, it doesn’t exist. It helps if you’re wealthy, have a powerful supermodel mom and the celebrity press is your willing accomplice.
What’s more, even if they WERE dating, at such rarified strata of society as these two women inhabit, whatever they may have been up to is so mundane to their peers that it doesn’t even deserve to be acknowledged. Within the circles of the rich and beautiful, there’s so much bed hopping — same sex and otherwise — that it really takes something unusual for what Poors think is scandalous behavior to become public.
And even then, it’s often something akin to a celebrity false flag operation.
So, yes, relative to my life as a rando Internet crank, there’s nothing to see in the above picture other than two good famous same sex friends sharing a promotional cardigan from another famous friend.
Reality may have been a bit more complicated and murky.
You must be logged in to post a comment.