Tag: Adult Contemporary

‘Living In Sin’ #lyrics to a Dirty #pop R&B song

Living In Sin
lyrics by @sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

playing with my quim
a head full of him
sliding in to do his duty
giving me a tap on ass
when I give him too much sass
but in the end crash into a puddle
of lust and rumble

don’t worry one bit
my thoughts will always be with you
no matter what you do
no matter what you do
no matter what you do
we’ll be together to the end
living in sin

I arch my back with a crack
so he can break me into two
what’s a girl to do when a man
throws you around like a doll
leaving you hot and bothered
in the raw
I don’t know what to say
but I’ll never give it away

don’t worry one bit
my thoughts will always be with you
no matter what you do
no matter what you do
no matter what you do
we’ll be together to the end
living in sin

(bridge)
dry as can be
waiting for the river to come
so I can come
to its edge
and get a sip
of your love

don’t worry one bit
my thoughts will always be with you
no matter what you do
no matter what you do
no matter what you do
we’ll be together to the end
living in sin

‘ATM’ — A Gift For Ariana Grande #Lyrics


Ariana Grande loves, loves, LOVES dirty songs. From “Side to Side” to her latest jam which is about 69ing, there’s no sexual position or activity she wants to avoid talking about in no-so-subtle ways. So, here’s the stepping off point for a new dirty song for her. I used Janelle Monae’s duet with Miguel “Primetime” to give me some sort of beat structure. Please ignore if you’re a producer and can think of something better. But I thought of this concept and couldn’t stop thinking about it. And, in all honesty, I only write lyrics like this to see if anyone with a cool domain name pops up in my Webstats.

ATM
Lyrics By Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
Please give credit if you produce or perform

being in line with you is sublime
waiting for you make change
gotta go to the ATM
see if you’ll smile
when I’m around the corner

ATM is what I’m talking about
when you need to make a dash
for some extra cash
just go to the
ATM ATM ATM

not everyone knows your PIN
but when I’m touching you
I’m always a star
your sun shines bright
even when it’s bleached white’

ATM is what I’m talking about
when you need to make a dash
for some extra cash
just go to the
ATM ATM ATM

(bridge)
the ATM may closed
but my fingers know the score
when I hit the spot
I lick until you’re a rock

ATM is what I’m talking about
when you need to make a dash
for some extra cash
just go to the
ATM ATM ATM

Save Us, Miley Cyrus, From Adult Contemporary’s Tyranny


by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I don’t know what what’s going on with Miley Cyrus. Even though she wants to scream her songs for some reason, she is obviously searching around for a “new sound.” What’s so weird is she wants to do this within the context of the dreaded Adult Contemporary.

Why can’t we have nice things in music anymore, like regular old pop rock? You can update it anyway you want to, but give me a rock sound that’s got a beat and you can dance to. Here are a few songs that I think, if you modernized them, would serve as a great source for the “New Sound.”

Now, let me point something out. There is plenty of rock music out there, I know, but it’s not pop rock and it’s not Top 40. I want that vibe we used to have of a pop rock Top 40 hit. It makes you wonder if the death of rock is existential or if it’s just that our new Lennon is only 13 and hasn’t gotten his heart broken yet.

Or, it could be that I’m just old and all this talk of a “New Sound” is really just my way of telling Zoomers to get off my musical yard. But I will note that it is…odd…that we’ve suffered under the jackboot of Adult Contemporary for so very fucking long.

I wish Miley Cyrus — of all people — would hook up with Butch Vig and come out with a Garbage-like sound. That would be sooooo cool.