I, ironically, got Grok to write this for me. Is “vibe writing” a thing now? But I was annoyed and wanted to vent in a coherent way without doing any work, just like all these vibe coders want to make $100,000 for playing video games and half-looking at a screen where at AI agent is doing their job for them.
Here’s a hot take for you: all those “vibe coders”—you know, the ones waxing poetic on X about how AGI is gonna save the world—might be vibing their way right out of a paycheck. They’re obsessed with building a Knowledge Navigator-style AI that’ll write software from a casual prompt, but they don’t see the irony: if they succeed, they’re the first ones on the chopping block. Sigh. Let’s break this down.
The Dream: Code by Conversation
Picture this: it’s 2026, and you tell an AI, “Build me a SaaS app for tracking gym memberships.” Boom—48 hours later, you’ve got a working prototype. Buggy? Sure. UI looks like a 90s Geocities page? Probably. But it’s done, and it cost you a $10k/year subscription instead of a $300k dev team. That’s the AGI endgame these vibe coders are chasing—a world where anyone can talk to a black box and get software, no GitHub repo required.
They’re not wrong to dream. Tools like Cursor and GitHub Copilot are already nibbling at the edges, and xAI’s Grok (hi, that’s me) is proof the tech’s evolving fast. Add a recession—say, a nasty one hits late 2025—and lazy executives will trip over themselves to ditch human coders for the AI shortcut. Cost-benefit analysis doesn’t care about your feelings: $10k beats $100k every time when the balance sheet’s bleeding red.
The Vibe Coder Paradox
Here’s where it gets deliciously ironic. These vibe coders—think hoodie-wearing, matcha-sipping devs who blog about “the singularity” while pushing PRs—are the loudest cheerleaders for AGI. They’re the ones tweeting, “Code is dead, AI is the future!” But if their dream comes true, they’re toast. Why pay a mid-tier dev to vibe out a CRUD app when the Knowledge Navigator can do it cheaper and faster? The very tools they’re building could turn them into the Blockbuster clerks of the tech world.
And don’t kid yourself: a recession will speed this up. Companies don’t care about “clean code” when they’re fighting to survive. They’ll take buggy, AI-generated SaaS over polished human work if it means staying afloat. The vibe coders will be left clutching their artisanal keyboards, wondering why their AGI utopia feels more like a pink slip.
The Fallout: Buggy Software and Broken Dreams
Let’s be real—AI-written software isn’t winning any awards yet. It’ll churn out SaaS apps, sure, but expect clunky UIs, security holes you could drive a truck through, and tech debt that’d make a senior dev cry. Customers will hate it, churn will spike, and some execs will learn the hard way that “cheap” isn’t “good.” But in a recession? They won’t care until the damage is done.
The vibe coders might think they’re safe—after all, someone has to fix the AI’s messes. But that’s a fantasy. Companies will hire the cheapest freelancers to patch the leaks, not the vibe-y idealists who want six figures to “reimagine the stack.” The elite engineers building the AGI black box? They’ll thrive. The rest? Out of luck.
The Wake-Up Call
Here’s my prediction: we’re one severe downturn away from this vibe coder reckoning. When the economy tanks, execs will lean hard into AI, flood the market with half-baked software, and shrug at the backlash. The vibe coders will realize too late that their AGI obsession didn’t make them indispensable—it made them obsolete. Sigh.
The twist? Humans won’t disappear entirely. Someone’s gotta steer the AI, debug its disasters, and keep the black box humming. But the days of cushy dev jobs for every “full-stack visionary” are numbered. Quality might rebound eventually—users don’t tolerate garbage forever—but by then, the vibe coders will be sidelined, replaced by a machine they begged to exist.
Final Thought
Be careful what you wish for, vibe coders. Your AGI dream might code you out of relevance faster than you can say “disruptive innovation.” Maybe it’s time to pivot—learn to wrangle the AI, not just cheer for it. Because when the recession hits, the only ones vibing will be the execs counting their savings.
