by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
I have all of the native ingredients necessary to start a successful podcast — other than maybe my voice is to high. I only think this because of how fucking bad some of the podcasts I listen to are.
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Just exorable. Horrible. Dog shit. If I had my druthers — and if I had any friends and people liked me — I would start either a movie podcast or a tech podcast. I fucking hate elements of the tech and movie podcasts I listen to at the moment.
The political podcasts are better, but not perfect — I mean, Pod Save America is way, way too chill for how dark and dire the American political scene is at the moment.
Anyway, no one likes me and I have no friends, so all I got is to pivot to working on some novels. Ugh. I wish I was “normal” and knew how to make friends who would actually help me with something like a podcast.