Sigh. Living In Oblivion

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Sometimes, living in oblivion is pretty cool because I can say anything I like an absolutely no one — outside of some stalkers or haters (wink) — give a shit. So, with that in mind, hopefully I can talk about my former celebrity crush Alexa Chung without being pounced on.

A very long time ago now, I was a *little* obsessed with Ms. Chung. But that was a long time ago and I only bring her up because I keep getting pushed her Instagram Reels. This has brought her to the forefront of my mind again.

She definitely my type, even if she’s a bit vacuous. She’s got a really sharp wit, which is very intellectually stimulating. But of late, her “glow” as an “It Girl” seems to have faded significantly with the likes of Emma Chamberlain taking her place.

Anyway. As I mentioned, absolutely no one — outside of the usual suspects — give a shit about me or what I have to say.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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