by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
I feel I have pretty conclusive proof of something pretty profound that would interest Kevin Roose of The New York Times. But I’m a kook living in the middle of nowhere so I could give him the proof and he would either not respond, roll his eyes or “steal” the proof and claim it to be his own.
Even though, the nature of my proof that would be pretty difficult to do.
So, humanity, all I can tell you there will come a day when we’re all humming always look on the bright side of life and I will be there with you thinking, “If only people had been willing to listen to a kook, maybe we could have mitigated this particular situation.”
But maybe I have it all wrong. Maybe things will workout even without my Cassandra-like warning and we’ll all sing kumbaya with our new overlords.
