Katy Perry….What The What?

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Katy Perry has always been a tease. She’s got a smoking hot bod — and apparently, according to first hand accounts from other women, some of the best tits in the business — but, to date, she has been very demure. Which is all well and good. So what. Ok.

But now that she’s come out with a (very bad) new album, she’s definitely decided to show some more skin. And, I think, if this was 30 years ago, she probably would be just about to do a spread for Playboy.

And yet, alas, those days are over. So she just continues to give us T&A in the form of a wink and a nod every once in a while. It’s something of a shame, given what a smoke show she is.

But it’s her body. She has every right to continue to be (relatively) demure.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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