by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
Please understand where I’m coming from — I’m bored and feel like letting off some steam by writing about the 2023 Met Gala because it’s value free content. So, please don’t get too worked up.
This is Alexa Chung tonight. For those of you playing the home game, you’ll know I’ve had something of a celebrity crush on Ms. Chung for some time now. I’m no fashion expert, so, please ignore my opinion, but I not impressed with this look on her.
Ms. Chung is a very attractive woman, but this outfit does her no favors. But I am just a broke ass rube living in the the middle of nowhere. So, lulz. I’m sure I’m missing something. I’m sure that in the eyes of high fashion this outfit is great.
Seeing Ms. Chung in this picture reminds me that we’re all getting older, especially me.
