Trump Looks Like Shit These Days — is That Malignant Ding-Dong On Ozempic?

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I don’t know anything about anything, I’m just spitballing this as always. But from the imagines of seen of Trump recently he looks like shit. Or, more specifically, he looks like he’s lost weight. Which, of course, makes me wonder if maybe he’s taking the Hollywood diet drug Ozempic.

The thinking would, of course, that Trump would want to be all svelte so he could come back tan, ready and rested like Nixon in ’68. But, as it stands, Trump just look callow and wasted.

At least in my opinion.

But given how vanity, vanity all is vanity — especially with Trump — it would make a lot — A LOT — of sense if he was Ozempic. In fact, if this was 1989, Page 6 would be atwitter with how people like Trump were using and abusing the wonder diet drug to get laid more often.

Who knows, though. Anything is possible with ding-dong Trump.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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