by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
All I have on this is a blind item I saw somewhere — I think Tik-Tok — that suggested one of my favorite crunchy-granola celebrities, Shailene Woodley, may be married to a woman.
I could care less one way or another if she is, and, let’s be honest — no one reads this blog other than my stalkers and family members who for some strange reason are curious what’s on my mind without telling me to my face what they’re doing it. (Ugh.)
But it IS fun to think about.
I really like Ms. Woodley and she seems — at least relative to my media world — to have dropped off the face of the earth. It’s all very curious. It would be a fun-interesting thing to see the entertainment press — which actively hides Kaia Gerber’s activity in the lady pond — have to explain how the poor man’s Jennifer Lawrence is into women.
But, lulz. Whatever. This is probably bullshit. I wish her well, regardless.
