by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
I’m a total rando in the middle of nowhere at the moment, so anyone being interested in me for any reason, is something of note in my personal life. Hence, my obsession with the Webstats of this lonely old blog. But let’s turn our attention to something else — people who have searched for my name on LinkedIn.
Here is what I know:
Founder 37.5%
This could be anybody, but maybe it’s someone connected to Crooked Media because I’ve pointed out that it’s odd how much Jon Lovett hasn’t been showing up for work — even his signature show Lovett or Leave It? Who knows, it could be pretty much anyone.
Executive Director 25%
Sounds like some sort of non-profit. Or not. Could be anyone with that title for any reason.
Salesperson 12.5%
I’m at a loss on this one.
Lawyer 12.5%
This one is, on the face of it, ominous. Why would a lawyer care about anything I have to say? Note to self — stop being so paranoid.
Government Policy Specialist 12.5%
This one is interesting. It could be anything from someone who is a listener to Crooked Media podcasts being curious as to who I am because of me mulling Jon Lovett’s fate to someone who works at some sort of thinktank who saw one of my spicy hot takes.
Who knows?
