by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
I don’t think anyone appreciates how much I live in oblivion at the moment. I live a rather isolated life, all things considered and any attention I get for any reason is enough to get me to at least raise an eyebrow.
So, tonight, something interesting happened someone — from Ottawa of all places — came to this Website via my Instagram account. Now, the reason why this is notable is I think my Instagram account is the first thing you pull up when you search my name.
As such, this mysterious person obviously decided to search my name for some reason and then came here looking for more information. The reason why this is interesting to me is I’m a nobody and there is absolutely NO REASON for ANYONE to be talking about me ANYWHERE.
So the idea that someone out there may have learned about me through a third party is….interesting. Just the idea of there being a microscopic amount of “buzz” about me somewhere out there in the aether is enough to fill me with both excitement and not a little amount of dread.
I have a very, very active imagination so I can come up with a wide range of scenarios for why someone would want to know more about me — half of them cool and half of them bad enough to scare the shit out of me.
Anyway. Welcome? I guess?
