by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
I think Emily Ratajkowski is the best looking public woman at the moment, but I do find her curious at times. For someone who seems to love to wallow in her sexpot imagine, Ratajkowski is actually pretty normal and intelligent. She has also got to have one of the most languid personalities ever, giving off a perpetual southern Cali summer day vibe.
The thing about her is, I find it sometimes difficult to square her feminist views with her actions. She wants to be taken seriously…and then she turns around and really, really leans into being a sex kitten. I mean, she can do whatever she wants, that’s her right…but I sometimes think all her feminism has ” ” around it for the purposes of giving her younger fans something to latch on to.
She both wants to be “woke” AND have a different guy’s arm wrapped around hers every night.
Apparently she’s taking applications for a “step dad,” which, because I love to run scenarios, leads me to think about how I might pitch myself to her. Well, I don’t have any money, but I am great conversationalist and would probably make her laugh a lot. And I’m working on six novels and need a reader, so I have that going for me. I think she would have a lot of fun reading these novels I’m working on. But…I’m also pretty short for a dude — I think she and I are about the same height — so there is that, too.
Anyway, I do think Ms. Ratajkowski is a hoot and wish her well.
