by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
The crux of the public’s fascination with Pete Davidson’s love life is everyone wonders how someone like him keeps pulling some of the most powerful, talent and beautiful women in the world.
The answer is, of course, he has a huge cock.
But he’s also funny, which helps. I remember when he was dating — then engaged — to Ariana Grande. At the time, it felt like the whole country was thinking the same thing as to why this particular romance was happening — lust. We all knew it wasn’t going to last and it was as if the whole nation was in on the joke but the two people who were actually involved in the romance itself.
So, let’s talk about Davidson’s latest potential conquest, Kim Kardashian.
What the what?
It’s pretty amazing the huge spectrum of reactions to this development on Tik-Tok. Half the people think it’s all a PR stunt and the other half think it’s true love and will last for years to come.
I honestly neither know nor care what the ultimate outcome of this relationship will be. But it is interesting. It’s interesting how far a guy can get by being funny, having a huge cock and being a cast member on SNL. Who knew?
Davidson is still young. If he doesn’t crash and burn, he could very well linger as a star for many years to come.
