by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
Here’s a minor thing that I think about way too much: both Trump and me love Sharpies, but he loves the huge felt ones and I like the small ultra fine ones.
That we would love the same brand, only with widths from the opposite ends of the size spectrum says something — what, I don’t know. As someone who loves my ultrafine Sharpie, the idea that someone would even wants a felt Sharpie is rather alarming.
But Sharpie went so far as to design a special felt pen just for ding dong Trump. It’s simply surreal in the extreme to me that this happened.
