by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
History usually takes the most ironic path possible. As such, the moment any hot war erupts between Red and Blue States, guess who gets the boot — Donald Trump.
Sure, he might have some sort of symbolic role for Red States, but if there’s an actual shooting war between Blue and Red States, I don’t see President Ding-Dong having much of an actual leadership role. I mean, hell, Mike Pompeo thinks Trump is the anti-Christ who will bring back Jesus as part of the Tribulation, that particular coup writes itself.
There are a half a dozen other would-be fascist dictators lurking in and out of American government right now that could push Trump out once things grew existential.
Or, put another way, once the civil war starts, Trump will have served his historical purpose — destroy the United States.
After that, it’s every man for himself.
