I’m Impressed With Dua Lipa

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Briefly, I’m really impressed with Dua Lipa. She’s got great pose for someone so young. She is, in real terms, a little baby and she’s extremely professional and talented. I’m a big fan of hers, though I have found her most recent releases a little…..uhhhh…boring?

But I think that’s more about the state of modern pop music than any talent she may — or may not — possess. She’s a gorgeous young lady and I’m somewhat shocked that she hasn’t completely gone bonkers and taken her clothes off at every opportunity. I suspect that has something to do more with her innate talent being what she can use to garner attention instead of any particular need to be scandalous.

‘Sisters’ — #Lyrics To A ‘Purposeful Pop’ Song

As you may know, at the beginning of the American Civil War, one of the slogans floating about was “wayward sisters part in peace.” Given all the drooling that Right Wing Nutjobs seem to be doing about a new civil war, these lyrics are about what’s going on right now, with the country seemingly tearing itself apart.

Sisters
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

the news today is scary as can be
proud dudes knocking heads
telling me to run away
but I’m going to stand my ground
even if one day I wake up and hear
wayward sisters
part in peace

be sure to stay safe my friend
things could get hectic
talking heads want to yell

wayward sisters
part in peace
wayward sisters
part in peace
wayward sisters
part in peace

I’m not ready to give up
no matter how much hate is lobbed
we’re going to have to stand and fight
even when the chips are down

not afraid to speak my mind
boys wanna tell me to hush
wanna bum rush the stage
but they’ll end up in a cage

be sure to stay safe my friend
things could get hectic
talking heads want to yell

wayward sisters
part in peace
wayward sisters
part in peace
wayward sisters
part in peace

[bridge]
my siblings will stay I believe
won’t leave our union
it won’t get that bad
unless my thoughts deceive

be sure to stay safe my friend
things could get hectic
talking heads want to yell

wayward sisters
part in peace
wayward sisters
part in peace
wayward sisters
part in peace

The Need For Pop Art To Address The 2016 Election & Its Consequences

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I am writing a scifi novel and as I do, it’s gradually becoming not only something a personal critique of the Trump Era, but also allegory of the 2016 presidential campaign. I have set the events of the story during a presidential campaign for no other reason than it seems what happened in 2016 is ripe for pop art to address in some manner.

Pop is how we process recent history. For me, at least, I find myself looking around as I work on this novel and seeing that what happened in 2016 is something so fucked up and dramatic that it’s perfect for the work of mass, pop art I hope to produce. I want to write a rip-roaring yarn that not only has action and adventure but is thought-provoking along the way. As I mature as a fiction writer — which, to be honest, is a much bigger process than I ever imagined going into this — I begin to understand why it’s so difficult to address something as culturally potent as the 2016 election directly.

Pop art has to deal in allegory because on a basic level because talking about something like the 2016 election directly is kind of like staring at the sun on a creative level. It takes time for passions to subside enough that you can entertain people talking about something as divisive as 2016’s presidential politics.

But as I get closer understanding what this novel is about, I realize I really want to use the conditions of the 2016 presidential campaign as a framing device of sorts. It’s the major subplot of the story is what I’m trying to say. I thought about making the entire novel an allegory, but I realized that’s not what this novel is about.

This novel is about what would happen if you forced a group of people to make some basic decisions when the stakes could not be higher. What would happen? The presidential election taking place is something influences the main plot, but it’s not the main point of the story. I have to say, however, that I find myself being really influenced by such a hodgepodge of other works of fiction as Stranger In A Strange Land, The Girl Who Played With Fire as well as the most recent Mission: Impossible.

Regardless, the novel I’m writing is really, really ambitious. I’m giving myself 200,000 words to work with because my favorite recent first novel, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is about that size. I really like the middle book in that series, The Girl Who Played With Fire. I wish I could come up with a character as special and unique as Lizbeth Salander, but she’s a one-in-a-generation creation. One thing I’m really interested in with this novel is representation. So, in that sense, this novel is kind of my personal globalist cuck equivalent of Alas Shrugged.

What I mean by that is just as Alas Shrugged really is an explanation of Objectivism, my novel aims to explain the moderate liberal worldview in a pop art manner that is easily to digest to the average mass market reader. I am no where near done with this novel — I’m just a month in to seriously developing at this point — but the process is a lot of fun and I can’t help by talk about whatever is going on in my life and right now what’s going on in my life is I’m writing a novel.

Anyway, no one is paying any attention to me. I’ll be pleased if I can get one person I don’t know personally to read this book I’m writing and demand to know what happens next. If I happen to explain my personal worldview — and give people a thought-provoking beach read along the way — all the better.

Shelton Bumgarner is a writer and photographer living in Richmond, Va. He may be reached at migukin (at) gmail (dot) com.

V-Log: State Of My #Scifi #Novel, Excited About #Voting & A New #Instagram Account

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

A lot is going on in the novel I’m writing as it stands. A major subplot is an allegory of sorts about the 2016 presidential campaign. Also, I really excited about voting. Lastly, I started a new Instagram account out of frustration over the sorry mess of my main account.

‘Executive Time’ — #Lyrics To A Rock Song

Just screwing around, trying to tell a story in verse.

Executive Time
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

whenever I want to chirp in dismay
I sit in an oval
tell my aids to go away
sometimes you just need
executive time

executive time
it’s my peace of mind
it’s no lie
it’s no lie
it’s no lie

we’re all in this together
unless you’re a shade too dark
then you’re off the mark
I’m the guy who makes the rules
I make my rules during
executive time

executive time
it’s my peace of mind
it’s no lie
it’s no lie
it’s no lie

[bridge]
maybe I’ll be king for life
wouldn’t that be a delight
don’t mean to give you a fright
but it just mind happen, alright

executive time
it’s my peace of mind
it’s no lie
it’s no lie
it’s no lie

‘Mob Rule’ — #Lyrics To A Rock Song

This one is structured like Radiohead’s Man Of War. I’m unhappy and so I’m writing song lyrics.

Mob Rule
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

tell me the truth
but facts don’t matter to me
I’m the guy who thinks for myself
what matters is how I feel
that’s how I deal

don’t want to hear your words
explosive as they may be
’cause your
the enemy of the people

the enemy of the people

you’ll get what you deserve in the end
I’ll blend in right in

just you wait and see
as to what I have up my sleeve
you’ll never going to see
me coming at thee

mob rule is your goal
mob rule is your goal

turn out the lights it’s over for you
your mob is never going to win
turn out the lights it’s over for you
your mob is never going to win
your mob is never going to win
your mob is never going to win

V-Log: The State Of The #Scifi #Novel I’m #Writing As Of Oct. 28th, 2018

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Enjoy.

V-Log: I’m Obsessed With #Voting Nov. 6th In The #2018Midterms

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Here are my thoughts.

A Crude Mockup Of My Dream UX / UI For A ‘Twitter Killer’

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

No one listens to me. But I have given the topic of how to kill Twitter some thought. Maybe too much thought. And, as such, here’s at least one aspect of the service I believe should exist. This image is of a Group and how you would interact with it.

The Foundation Series, Politics & The State Of My #Scifi #Novel For October 27th, 2018

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I really like Issac Asimov’s Foundation series of books and the novel I’m writing is definitely a homage to it in a pretty obvious manner. This novel is also going to wallow in modern American politics to such an extent that it intends, at least, to be something of an allegory for the 2016 American presidential campaign.

At least, that’s my goal.

I’m pleased that I’ve finally kind of gotten the internal logic of the story down pat and now it’s matter of stretching things out in an entertaining manner. It will be interesting to see how successful I am in the first draft once I actually finish it. This has all turned out to be significantly more difficult than I ever fully imagined going into the process.