by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
This is one of those mysteries that is so completely asinine and value-free that only someone like me with no life would actually care. It’s possible — not probably — that for a few months this year (up until today) I was Facebook friends with supermodels Barbara Palvin and Stella Maxwell.
I was aware of these accounts, but I wasn’t interested enough in their status as either real or some sort of spoof account created by obsessed fans that I didn’t look into it that much. But when I lost them both as Facebook friends, it did pique my interest enough to at least talk about on social media to see if either one of the women might at least tell me I’m being stupid. Here’s how I lost these accounts today:
I honestly don’t know if these accounts are real. I find Barbara’s fake name much better than her real name — if is her — and…I don’t know. I struggle to both keep any interest in this issue or to figure out why she would go from a sexxxy name like “Bella” to a rather prosaic name like Barbara. The whole thing leaves me scratching my head.
