This song describes a very specific type of woman. She’s hot, in the club and wearing next to nothing. Fuck Bois keep coming up to her trying to holla at her and she isn’t having it. Now, there aren’t really that many women out there who fit that description, but most women have been in a similar situation. I would call it “Fuck Boi” but that’s a little too obvious and it’s unlikely it would get any Top 40 air play.
Eyeroll
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform
the club is bumpin
my style is making the boys rumble
showing all I got
(which is a lot)
few can rock it like me
so they come after me
(eyeroll)
the boys summon the courage
to buy me a drink
they chat me up
soon enough I realize
they aren’t up to snuff
so I make them slink away
(eyeroll)
I’m your worst nightmare
and greatest fantasy
you think you can get with me
(eyeroll)
but think again
(eyeroll)
’cause you’re a bore
(eyeroll)
let me explain
to get me to what you want me
you’re going to have more than bling
I know what I want
doesn’t take me a moment to know
if you’re hero or a zero
you and your boys
have a bet
about which one of you
can get in my bed
but slow your roll
you gotta get into my head first
(eyeroll)
I’m your worst nightmare
and greatest fantasy
you think you can get with me
(eyeroll)
but think again
(eyeroll)
’cause you’re a bore
(eyeroll)
[bridge]
when I find my man
I’ll make him smirk
when me on his arm
look him in the eyes
knowing what he’s my guy
when the night is over
I’ll be content hanging with my friends
laughing at the silly boys
who thought they could
have a roll in the hay
when all they got was
(eyeroll)
(eyeroll)
(eyeroll)
