Julia Allison famously married herself at Burning Man one year. No one reads this blog and no definitely no one will ever produce any of my lyrics, but it’s relaxing to tell a story in verse.
Married To Myself
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform
fires of Burning Man
shine off my eyes
’cause I’m married to myself
can’t find a man for my life
so I ditched them all
to be very alone
I’m married to myself
the cold streets of New York City
burn my soles as I walk with my bride
the world revolves around me
the sun won’t set unless I’m undressed
I get no rest making clocks run
’cause I’m married to myself
married to myself
don’t you fret
get all the sex I need
married to myself
married to myself
what more can a girl expect
being married to herself
we’re all alone in this world
except for me baby
’cause I’m married to myself
just let me wear white
’cause I’m out of sight
you can joke all you like
I’m a wonderful wife
’cause I’m married to myself
married to myself
don’t you fret
get all the sex I need
married to myself
married to myself
[bridge]
how it’d be great
to find a date
but I spend all my time
alone in my mind
married to myself
boys may catch my eyes
make me quiver with delight
but late at night when I’m with my bride
I just sigh
married to myself
married to myself
married to myself
