This one is pretty good. Enjoy
Alternative Theories
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform
don’t know what I know
’cause you tell me it’s so
you let me down nice
tell me to sit tight
the truth will come out
I’ll know without doubt
we looked into it
and it just ain’t so
alternative theories
alternative theories
alternative theories
now don’t be sad
you’ve just been had
we’re glad you contact us
took you serious we swear
but it’s all in your head
we looked into it
and it just ain’t so
alternative theories
alternative theories
alternative theories
[bridge]
we might have found the truth
but you’ll be in dark to boot
won’t hurt you one bit
we promise we don’t think you’re shit
now just you scoot
go back to the dirt
regret won’t hurt one bit
we’re read all over
you’re just a jerk
