Just being silly. Someone on Twitter wrote what I felt sounded like decent lyrics, so you get this.
Barren
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform
Stormy just does not give a single fuck
her field of fucks is barren and the earth has been salted
she has spanked a president
what more can you expect from her
she’s ready to take him down
if we’re lucky she will I believe
her field of fuck is barren
and the earth has been salted
she’s Stormy Daniels
she’s Stormy Daniels
she’s Stormy Daniels
we’re all going to have to wait and see
what happens with her case against the president
we may see the leader of the free world
gone like so much dust
if Stormy gets her way
her field of fuck is barren
and the earth has been salted
she’s Stormy Daniels
she’s Stormy Daniels
she’s Stormy Daniels
[bridge]
we’re waiting for the end
waiting for the end of this nightmare
what happens next
is anyone’s guess
our fate is in Stormy Daniel’s hands
life was once so simple
but now it’s changed
we have a porn star as a folk here
what once made us blush
is now just a part of life
I guess
