The Russian bots are out in force today, trying to give our insane American Caligula some messaging via Twitter. I have nothing better to do at this point in the morning, so here is a first draft of an attempt to talk about this in verse. I just like writing song lyrics for no other reason than it’s relaxing.
Collusion Delusion
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform
the Russian bots are out in force
they want the president to be a fool
in it to win it
they’re out to break our liberty
what are we going to do when they win
we have to be sure they fail
it’s our lot to shake free
they scream collusion delusion
when we know it’s they who’s crazy
collusion delusion
collusion delusion
collusion delusion
it’s bullshit
when will this all end
how are we going to fair
when our democracy is declared at an end
we have to fight the good fight, my friend
lend me your ears
hear as I shout
dare to dream a future of freedom
when the Russians are gone
and we can sing our own song
don’t listen to them when they say
collusion delusion
collusion delusion
collusion delusion
it’s all a sham
is what I say
[bridge]
what are we going to do
what are we going to say
when the Russians arrive on our shores
ready to go once more
so ignore what they say
we’re going to have our day
at least, that’s what I say
there’s no collusion delusion
I scream
hoping someone will hear in the void
collusion delusion
is bullshit
collusion delusion
what a farce
