Let me state for the record that I know none of these lyrics I’m writing will ever be performed. I don’t know anything about music, I just like writing stories in verse. These lyrics are just so obvious that I’m sure they may have already been done by a late night show and I just don’t know about it. But these aren’t meant to be funny, though they probably will come off as that simply because they’re riffing off a similar song by Three Dog Night.
Mueller’s Coming
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform
Mueller’s coming Trump
Mueller’s coming Jared
Mueller’s coming Ivanka
you better hide your documents
Trump you better hide your documents
Mueller’s coming
Mueller’s coming
Trump you better hide your documents
Trump you better hide your docuents
Mueller’s coming
hide, hide, hide, hide
hide your documents Trump
Mueller’s coming
you better hide those documents
you’re never going to get away
get away from the long arm of the law
Mueller has your number Trump
he’s on your trail
he’s going to track down your crimes
Mueller’s coming Trump
Mueller’s coming Jared
Mueller’s coming Ivanka
you better hide your documents
[bridge]
Trump the big house is coming for you
Mueller’s on his way
you’ll soon be through
Mueller’s coming Trump
Mueller’s coming Jared
Mueller’s coming Ivanka
you better hide your documents
