Many women are so fed up with men and their sexist behavior, that they’ve totally given up. When a guy like me protests that “not all men” are dicks, they just throw up their hands in disgust. Well, that’s a perfectly legitimate opinion, I guess, but it does inspire me to write lyrics to an R&B song.
Not All Men
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform
you tell me you’re done with men
that they’re a sin you’re done with
when I tell you to give me a chance
give me a chance because I’m nice
you glare and stare me down
but all I can say with all honesty is
not all men are bad as you fear
not all men can stroke like I do
not all men know you to make you moan
not all men will hold you tight near midnight
make your dreams come true
you shake your head with all your might
throw your drink at might sight
but I take your hand in all honesty
bring you close so I can look you in the eye
place my hand lightly on your thigh
I whisper real close so you can hear
not all men are bad as you fear
not all men can stroke like I do
not all men know you to make you moan
not all men will hold you tight near midnight
make your dreams come true
[bridge]
the music begins to play
and we both know we’re going to get laid
you smell so nice
nearly shimmer in the night
be mine, baby I’ll make it all alright
the next morning I fix you coffee
you smirk my way
things are just beginning babe
I swear I’m here to stay
not all men are bad as you fear
not all men can stroke like I do
not all men know you to make you moan
not all men will hold you tight near midnight
make your dreams come true
