I’ve written this one for no other reason than I see an opportunity for lyrics. The mayor of San Juan wore a “Nasty” shirt. So, here you go.
Nasty Woman
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
Hook by whoever wrote Nasty for Janet Jackson a long time ago
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform
It’s Jackson if you’re nasty
It’s Jackson if you’re nasty
It’s Jackson if you’re nasty
the president is tweeting
all during the week
and it’s pretty weak
but there’s nothing more we seek
than a little leadership
from the people in D.C.
It’s Jackson if you’re nasty
It’s Jackson if you’re nasty
It’s Jackson if you’re nasty
nasty woman is in control
nasty woman is telling us the truth
nasty woman what will the president do
nothing is going to change
unless the nasty women do something true
it’s true that the nasty women have to move
they have to move the earth and moon too
because men just won’t do anything at all
we just want someone to pull us through
during this time of crisis
but we ain’t got shit
people aren’t listening to anything
that we say
so we have to be nasty
It’s Jackson if you’re nasty
It’s Jackson if you’re nasty
It’s Jackson if you’re nasty
nasty woman is in control
nasty woman is telling us the truth
nasty woman what will the president do
[bridge]
bring me some empathy
bring me something to believe in
something that is true
’cause we got nothing in the White House
it’s true
It’s Jackson if you’re nasty
It’s Jackson if you’re nasty
It’s Jackson if you’re nasty
nasty woman is in control
nasty woman is telling us the truth
nasty woman what will the president do