This would be a slow pop-rock song like the song “Just Like Honey.” Anyway, I’m only writing this because I need to work on my novel and I’m procrastinating.
Ar-15
Lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please given credit if you produce or perform
the end is near
that’s what we all fear
not much more to say dear
when it all becomes clear
you’ll just understand
that’s it’s not at all queer
Ar-15s are safe
if you make an appointment with fate
Ar-15s go about their appointed rounds
shooting us all down
shooting us all down
never fear my dear
everything you hold dear will end
we’re going to have to admit
nothing is going to change
nothing is going to change
nothing is going to change
we’re all going to die
it happens eventually they say
might as well embrace the advocacy
of guns here and there
Ar-15s are safe
if you make an appointment with fate
Ar-15s go about their appointed rounds
shooting us all down
shooting us all down
[bridge]
now hold on tight
let me touch your thigh
’cause the end is near
nothing to say I’m afraid
but the end is here
what can anyone say
but admit our fears anyway
the end is coming soon enough
just admit you’re afraid
when the shooting comes
you’ll exercise your right
to run away
to run away
to run away
