This would be a slow, melodic ballad with cutting lyrics. At least, that’s my vision for it.
Melania
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform
you wear your stiletto heels
on your way to meet fate
one day people will grow tired
of you telling us to eat cake
but for now don’t be late
to your photo op
the one where God needs a mop
Melania we know your plan
Melania we know your deal
you’ll get replaced by Hope Hicks
soon enough
but we all have to admit
that you are still pretty fit
we’re waiting for Trump to grow tired of you
and in fit of pique you’ll be gone
Hicks will replace you as queen
I’m not being mean
just being real
though we all know you won’t care
’cause you think you’re going to be Jackie O
but that’s just not going to happen
Trump won’t be a martyr for any cause
he’s just happy as long as he’s the boss
Melania we know your plan
Melania we know your deal
you’ll get replaced by Hope Hicks
soon enough
[bridge]
we’ve all seen the goods
you’ve got it that’s true
but you’ve tied yourself to little hands
babe
we’re all leaning back to think
to see when you’re going to be ditched
for something more pretty
but enjoy it while it lasts
enjoy all that cash
