While I trying to not write song lyrics anymore because it’s pointless, I still enjoy doing it and the Trump Administration keeps generating song titles. So, you get this. This would be a really rocking pop-rock song.
Don’t Bet Against The Mooch
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform
he’s the man who’s in charge
now that Spicy’s headed for the door
the world’s in flames but you know the score
don’t bet against him
now matter what you do
if you do you’re a fool
if you do you’re a fool
if you do you’re a fool
all I can tel you now
is watch and see
he’s going to break free
cause no matter what you do
don’t bet against the mooch
don’t bet against the mooch
don’t bet against the mooch
he’s the guy you call in
when you have shame and your wang’s small
because you have the gaul
to challenge it all
you say bitch all you like
we know who’s going to win any fight
the mooch is your guy in any battle
’cause he can ride any cattle
don’t bet against the mooch
don’t bet against the mooch
don’t bet against the mooch
[bridge]
the mooch is loose
the mooch is loose
he’s going to break it down
’cause you’re all clowns
the mooch has got the ear
of the president my dear
so in the end
no matter what you do
don’t bet against the mooch
don’t bet against the mooch
don’t bet against the mooch
