‘Wrong Tree’ — #lyrics to a #pop #rock Novelty Song

Wrong Tree
lyrics by @sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

walking down the street
see a lovely lady
next thing I know
she’s holding hands
with a gal
it was then I realized
that I was
barking up the
barking up the
barking up the wrong tree

what you do with your body
is cool with me
but what’s a boy to do
when he leers as a chyck
only to find out she’s
wading in the lady pond
the world these days
is so confusing
when you’re
barking up the
barking up the
barking up the
barking up the wrong tree

(bridge)
things once were simple
boys were boys
and girls were girls
now we fend for ourselves
not knowing west from west
the twain no longer meet
so you’re left to beat your meat

the world these days
is so confusing
when you’re
barking up the
barking up the
barking up the
barking up the wrong tree

‘What Is A Woman’ #Lyrics To An R&B Song

What Is A Woman
lyrics by @sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

when push comes to shove
we all have a woman we love
who protects us from our fate
of wondering when to end the debate
she is there for us with care
when we scream too loud on a dare

what is a woman
you may ask
what is a woman
what is a woman
what is a woman
you may ask

she’s love personified
no matter what might occur
we have to believe she will
always be there for in thick and thin
ever when we wander into a life of sin
but for a woman in our life
would there be any delight

what is a woman
you may ask
what is a woman
what is a woman
what is a woman
you may ask

(bridge)
men come and go
wanting us to believe
they have it all together
but if they don’t have a woman
in their life
they’re all alone without delight

what is a woman
you may ask
what is a woman
what is a woman
what is a woman
you may ask

‘She’s Feeling Saucy’ — #lyrics to a #pop #rock song

She’s Feeling Saucy
Lyrics by @sheltgarner
Please give credit if you produce or perform

she looks at you with thighs wide open
licking her lips
looking like she wants to take a dip
she’s undoing her bra
get ready to rumble ’cause

she’s feeling
saucy
she’s feeling
saucy
she’s feeling
saucy

time to decide
if your a boy or a guy
are you ready to reach over
give her what she wants
she’s shooting you that glance
it’s not asksance

she’s feeling
saucy
she’s feeling
saucy
she’s feeling
saucy

(bridge)
she’s no lady
got one thing on her mind
she wants to know if you measure up
to the yardstick she expects
from any man worth it’s dick

she’s feeling
saucy
she’s feeling
saucy
she’s feeling
saucy

‘A Constant Companion’ — #lyrics to a #pop #ballad

A Constant Companion
lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

never can forget you
even if I wanted to
you are always by my side
and within me
people may come and go
but you’re my
constant companion
constant companion
constant companion

you fade but never leave
make me think I can do as I please
but you come roaring back
leave me flat on my back
from the pain left by desire
but you’re my
constant companion
constant companion
constant companion

(bridge)
all alone I moan
you’re gone I’m sure
leaving me when my heartache
then you return telling me
it was all a fake

the doctors just say its in my head
something to live with
to experience in the end
no matter how much chagrin
but you’re my
constant companion
constant companion
constant companion

a constant companion
a constant companion
a constant companion
a constant companion

Is Tik-Tok Ruining Pop Music?

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

It definitely seems as though Tik-Tok’s ability to make or break a pop song is beginning to warp pop music, just like MTV did back in the day. I say this because of the song “Stay With Me” by Halsey and a few others.

If you just hear the Halsey’s hook for the song, you think you’re getting a really good song on her part. But then the actual song is a rather lazy, mediocre dance pop song. It’s so bad that you feel kind of suckered.

Of course, the reason why this happened is the record company knew that the good Halsey part of the song is probably the only thing most Zoomers on Tik-Tok would ever hear of the song in the first place. So they decided to concentrate on only having the hook with Halsey be any good.

This sucks. I hate this. I want entire songs to be good, not just snippets of it them that are meant to be used as background music on Tik-Toks. Oh well.

‘Terribly Negative Person’ — #lyrics to a #pop #rock #ballad

Terribly Negative Person
lyrics by @sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

don’t call me bitter
I’m not your babysitter
people come and go in your life
isn’t it a sight
you have the gall to say
to my dismaay
that I’m a
terribly negative person
terribly negative person
terribly negative person

don’t you dare give me
a blank stare of a dare

don’t you dare give me
a blank stare of a dare

I’m not what you think
I swear, I swear
I’m not a
terribly negative person
terribly negative person
terribly negative person

I might bet a bit better
but you would be too
if you had your heart broken
by someone like you
but you’re cruel in the extreme
to scream that I’m a
terribly negative person
terribly negative person
terribly negative person

(bridge)
I remember when I had hope
and love did not seem on the ropes
but you came into my life
now I don’t know what is a lie
and what is true

don’t you dare give me
a blank stare of a dare

don’t you dare give me
a blank stare of a dare

I’m not what you think
I swear, I swear
I’m not a
terribly negative person
terribly negative person
terribly negative person

I might bet a bit better
but you would be too
if you had your heart broken
by someone like you
but you’re cruel in the extreme
to scream that I’m a
terribly negative person
terribly negative person
terribly negative person

‘Unwanted Hugs’ #lyrics to a #pop #rock #ballad

I’m really proud of this one.

Unwanted Hugs
lyrics by @sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

the break up was a year ago
we’re no longer a thing
in the end it was all a game
but what can I say I still
look forward to seeing you and the
unwanted hugs
unwanted hugs
unwanted hugs

if it wasn’t for unwanted hugs
what would we have
if it was’t for unwanted hugs
our relationship would be dead

here come close
close enough to smell
I need one of those
unwanted hugs
unwanted hugs
unwanted hugs

people claim we made a cute couple
maybe we did I don’t know
but all I know is how you feel
when I go in for one of those
unwanted hugs
unwanted hugs
unwanted hugs

if it wasn’t for unwanted hugs
what would we have
if it was’t for unwanted hugs
our relationship would be dead

here come close
close enough to smell
I need one of those
unwanted hugs
unwanted hugs
unwanted hugs

(bridge)
when the hugs were wanted
and things were going well
things were just so swell
but that was a long, long time ago
now all I’ve got are

unwanted hugs
unwanted hugs
unwanted hugs
unwanted hugs

‘My Brother’s Keeper’ — #lyrics to a #pop #country song

My Brother’s Keeper
lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

his trucks get bigger and bigger
while my paycheck grows
ever smaller and smaller
he has the wife and the kids
while my life is on the skids
the family ties bind
but I feel myself torn

we’re all in this together
being our brother’s keeper
we’re all going to make it through
being our borther’s keeper
what am I to but
let my brother keep me

my family looks down on my lot
wondering if I ever had a shot
but they love me I know they do
doesn’t stop them throwing up their hands
what to do
what to do
what to do

we’re all in this together
being our brother’s keeper
we’re all going to make it through
being our brother’s keeper
what am I to but
let my brother keep me

(bridge)
when I was young
we were close as can be
we were all in it together
going to make it big
holding hands with a roar
where did those days go

we’re all in this together
being our brother’s keeper
we’re all going to make it through
being our brother’s keeper
what am I to but
let my brother keep me

‘White Hot’ — #lyrics to a #pop #rock song

White Hot
lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

my heart burns white hot
the rage keeps me awake
knowing what happening
makes me want to act
but it’s not my place
all I can do is be
white hot
white hot
white hot

it’s not my place to say
but I want to make it that way
when I think of it
makes me want to protect you
but we all make our decisions
so all I got is feeling
white hot
white hot
white hot

(bridge)
calm as can be
relaxed and still
wishing they made
this feeling in a pill
but for now I must feel
white hot

white hot
white hot
white hot
white hot
white hot
white hot

‘Wasted’ — #lyrics to a #pop #rock song

Wasted
lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform

bar hopping yet again
stagger through the dark streets
daring cars to hit me
hoping they do
then I wouldn’t have to think of you
the past is just regret
that’s why I have to say

wasted
the drown my sorrows
wasted
swimming in drink
wasted
that way I don’t have to think

I’ll have another shot
hoping it’ll put me in the dark
don’t know how to express
all the loss I feel
that you won’t be near me
it’s all over now
but the drinking

wasted
the drown my sorrows
wasted
swimming in drink
wasted
that way I don’t have to think

(bridge)
when I’m sober
the pain is intense
can’t stay on the fence
but what can I say
maybe I was made this way

wasted
the drown my sorrows
wasted
swimming in drink
wasted
that way I don’t have to think
wasted
wasted
wasted
wasted