Given how disastrous “No Deal” Brexit is likely to be, there should be a rock song about it. This just exists because I feel like writing a story in verse. Oh well. No one cares.
No Deal
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform
the winds of change and chance
crash on our every glance
May’s flowers are wilting hard
soft as can be will be our landing
(she says)
all I can say with little hope is
no deal
what’s that you say
wouldn’t want it any other way?
No Deal is the choice of the people
don’t cry when it all goes down
when No Deal happens
there’ll be smiles all around
No Deal
is on its way
No deal
you wouldn’t want it
any other way
No Deal
No Deal
No Deal
the Russians lurk around the corner
give you a boner I can tell
John Bull’s swelled with pride
as to how bad things are getting along
maybe if John was alive and kicking
this disaster wouldn’t have happened
but he’s dead and we’re licking our wounds
No Deal
is on its way
No deal
you wouldn’t want it
any other way
No Deal
No Deal
No Deal
[bridge]
give me a deal
or no exit at all
turn back the clock
I ask
if I may have the gall
it’ll be a bumpy ride
to the bottom I fear
everything we hold dear
may go down the drain
come out the other side in China
where deals are made
No Deal
No Deal
No Deal
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