Tag: Flashing Bride On Tik-Tok

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

So, there is a lot of hubbub on Tik-Tok about an extremely attractive blonde bride flashing her underwear as part of her wedding party pictures. She’s clearly having a great deal of fun and her underwear is floral so it’s not like she’s trying hide the fact that she has it on.

Now, I validate all the “concern” on the part of plebes like me about this situation. (I’m very poor.) I get it, I understand. But there is some context to what happened that I feel needs to be addressed.

First, there no proof that she’s American. I think she might be European. Second, she is very, very hot. Like, model hot. Thirdly, she was having a great deal of fun with everyone else in the picture. So, lulz, she may have just gotten wrapped up in the moment and was like, “YOLO.’ And, lastly, wealthy people (which she clearly is) have a whole different moral system that poor people like me.

Take, for instance, the fact that Kaia Gerber and Cara Delevingne clearly at some point in the past were dating and there was not a peep from even the celebrity media about how it was going on as it happened. The two love birds were so brazen that even Taylor Swift got involved, giving them a two-person sweater to wear.

And, yet, not a peep from the celebrity press about this bombshell relationship — Gerber is Cindy Crawford’s daughter.

Anyway, some of the people on Tik-Tok are really up in arms about “the Flashing Bride.” There are so many other, bigger, issues to worry about I wouldn’t get too upset about it. So she flashed some people. So what.