Tag: Barbara Palvin

Surreal, If Minor, Social Media Mystery Involving Barbara Palvin & Stella Maxwell — Maybe?

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

This is one of those mysteries that is so completely asinine and value-free that only someone like me with no life would actually care. It’s possible — not probably — that for a few months this year (up until today) I was Facebook friends with supermodels Barbara Palvin and Stella Maxwell.

I was aware of these accounts, but I wasn’t interested enough in their status as either real or some sort of spoof account created by obsessed fans that I didn’t look into it that much. But when I lost them both as Facebook friends, it did pique my interest enough to at least talk about on social media to see if either one of the women might at least tell me I’m being stupid. Here’s how I lost these accounts today:

I honestly don’t know if these accounts are real. I find Barbara’s fake name much better than her real name — if is her — and…I don’t know. I struggle to both keep any interest in this issue or to figure out why she would go from a sexxxy name like “Bella” to a rather prosaic name like Barbara. The whole thing leaves me scratching my head.

‘Old Europe’ — #Lyrics To A Pop Song

This song is about how Barbara Palvin was discovered in Budapest. I only write this because I’ve figured out a hook. Again, she just inspires me. She’s gorgeous and she deserves a song or two written about her, or at least the lyrics to them.

Old Europe
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

on the streets of Budapest
a beauty was discovered
her eyes blue shone like crystals
forged deep in the earth
only to burst forth with great force
she’s a new beauty from

old Europe
a stunner to the eye
brings men to their knees
seeking to please
hoping for a smile

old Europe
old Europe
we’re all a bit more alive
because of the beauty of
old Europe

whisked away to Asia
she grew up with style
divine as can be
what’s a man to do
but admire her from afar
think of as a star

old Europe
old Europe
we’re all a bit more alive
because of the beauty of
old Europe

[bridge]
she’s out of your grasp
never to arrive
she’s a part of the stars in the sky

when all our fears flee
it’ll be time for her to leave
missing your wish
that she might stay a bit

‘Cock An Eye’ — #Lyrics To A Pop Song

This just a pop song.

Cock An Eye
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

see you walk on by
and I sigh
stray thoughts pass through my head
don’t know what to say
much to my dismay
all I gotta say is you
make me

cock an eye
looking at you
cock an eye
think I might die
cock an eye

don’t know what happens next
won’t get any rest till I feel your breath
a touch of lust I confess
resides in my heart
but for right now
you just make me

cock an eye
looking at you
cock an eye
think I might die
cock an eye

[bridge]
nothing will happen
it’s obvious to me
but I can dream
that’s allowed
as far as I know

but when all is said and done
you’ll be on the run
by my side I believe
’cause I started it all
by having the gall to

cock an eye
looking at you
cock an eye
think I might die
cock an eye

‘Own It’ — #Lyrics To An R&B Pop Song About Barbara Palvin

Now, please take this into consideration — I just find Ms. Palvin uniquely gorgeous and of the moment. That’s it. And I’m bored. The title comes from a interview of her wearing a shirt with “Own It” on it. I feel like the director character at the beginning of Madonna’s Material Girl video. Ms. Palvin is a real stunner and I just feel like writing song lyrics and she happens to be on my mind at the moment. That’s it. Leave me alone. This would be a slow pop R&B song like Miguel’s “Coffee.”

Own It
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

she’s spins heads wherever she goes
boys gawk and stare
looking at her only on a dare
lovely as can be
her blue eyes sparkle in the sunlight
she’s of the moment
’cause she knows to

own it
own it
don’t blow it
own it
own it

when she walks the catwalk
the cameras squawk
people talk with every spin
they have thoughts of sin
but they can’t do anything
she’s out of their league
’cause she knows to

own it
own it
don’t blow it
own it
own it

[bridge]
what more can you ask for
we’re ready to see
what comes next
with her in our view
her leaving makes us blue

nothing more to say
but she’ll always have her way
leave you with regret
’cause she makes a bet to

own it
own it
don’t blow it
own it
own it

A Beauty Of Note: Barbara Palvin

Photo: Google Images

By Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I like to think I have an eye for beauty and right now the woman who’s caught my eye is Barbara Palvin. Something about her is very of the moment. While Emily Ratajkowski’s imperfections are a hallmark of her stunning beauty, to my mind, Ms. Palvin is the complete package.

From past experience, I’ve learned not to write too much about any woman in the public eye because inevitably someone, somewhere freaks out about it. So, I’ll be brief.

Ms. Palvin is gorgeous and I wish her well with her career.