Ugh. Obviously, every horny toad in America had the same idea as I did when they learned AOC was in Miami — did she walk around in a little bikini at some point and did TMZ get the sexxy snaps?
AOC, fully clothed.
This is so dumb because it shows how dumb FOX New Nation is. They’re projecting. They’re thinking with their ding-dong. They see AOC as some sort of libertine progressive-liberal who OBVIOUSLY with run around with no clothes on in Miami given the opportunity.
Fuck those guys. Give me a break.
Now, watch some pictures of her in a bikini leak just as I write that. I would find that hilarious, but there would be a darker significance to it — her political career would probably be ruined. (Which, of course, is why FOX News Nation shitheads have such a boner to find them.)
I have to give the horny Right Wing guys credit, though, they sure are pretty brazen in their hypocrisy.
I’m being silly with this one. But this came to the forefront of my mind again when the “news” broke that AOC was enjoying a visit to Miami. The thing about AOC is she’s a demonstrably gorgeous woman.
As such, being a human being, she must have at some point worn a bikini in public. Now, this should not be a big deal. Just because she’s in the public eye as a politician should not somehow make it impossible for her to wear a bikini.
AOC, Smoke show.
And, yet, here we are.
If *any* picture of her wearing *anything* other than something that made her look demure came out, Fox News would explode into a very thirsty rage and demand she resign and be put in the stockade. (All along furiously masturbating to the picture in private, natch.)
It’s all very dumb. But it’s simply amazing that AOC’s media team has manage to avoid any such snaps from coming out. I will also note that the center-Left’s insistence that we can’t talk about how fucking hot AOC is, that we can see her as anything but a Very Serious Politician is, unto itself, something of a trap too.
I say this because AOC is fast approaching 35, the age when veep and POTUS talk will begin to swirl around her. And, remember, even the Clintons popped out a baby. And even those two hippies were willing to get marrired!
So, for crass political reasons, something’s gotta give for AOC’s lovelife. The moment she turns 35, there’s a chance that the “Why isn’t AOC married with child” discourse may enter the mainstream.
No one should listen to me. I’m a nobody, but I felt Cara Delevingne’s outfit to the 2021 Met Gala won the night. It’s edgy and makes a point. That’s why I think AOC blew a huge opportunity with her faux edgy “Tax the Rich” outfit.
Ugh.
If a rando weirdo like me can come up with a more pointed political statement than what AOC wore, you got a problem.
First, I would love to cover the Met Gala, to take pictures of it in some capacity. It would be a dream come true. But, on a political basis, AOC attending the Met Gala is a what the what situation. I say this and I’m a pretty strong AOC supporter in general.
She should have gone the Antifa route at the Met Gala.
The key point is thought she could square the circle by wearing an all white dress that said “Tax the Rich” on it. Uh huh. Nope. I know why she did this — it’s very ironic and non-confrontational. If you’re going to go into the lion’s den, as it were, you go all in.
Instead of a wane white dressed with “Tax the Rich” on it, you go in with a sultry red satin and black felt dress with “EAT THE RICH” draw on it, maybe dripping red like it has blood coming off of it.
Now THAT would have made a statement.
I will note some other things — she wore white and, despite her best efforts to look demure, her curves simply would not be held back. She’s a real babe. It’s too bad that we can’t make any mention of it without it being A Big Deal. I mean, people mentioned JFK was handsome, didn’t they?
Anyway, lulz. No one listens to me and they shouldn’t.
I hate that a taboo exists about discussing the fact that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the type of woman that Juvenile would sing songs about. I mean, damn, girl, back that thang up. But as AOC is obviously thinking about taking her political career to the next level by challenging Chuck Schumer in next year’s Democratic primary we have to talk about her beauty.
Here’s what she wants us to think about her — she’s just another young, ambitious politician in D.C. with the best interests of her constituency at heart.
Ok, yadda, yadda, yadda, but she’s a bombshell — and an unmarried one without kids, to boot.
AOC
AOC does everything in her power to downplay her natural beauty. She usually wears black to mute her figure. And when she does wear white, it’s to send a political message — she’s living the dream of the suffragettes.
The argument could be made that it’s her beauty more than her political views that have made her the FOX News lightening rod that she is. Many, many conservatives who watch FOX News feel they know AOC’s “type” — she’s that sassy Bronx-Queens bartender they banged that one time who wouldn’t shut up about marginal tax rates the morning after.
The issue is — if she wants to be president, she’s going to have to start to think about getting married and having kids. I mean, even Bill and Hillary Clinton got married and had at least one (1) child. I don’t make the rules, folks, I’m just telling you what they are.
Of course, the counter argument is in the modern era a progressive woman like AOC isn’t expected to do the traditional political home-and-hearth pandering that politicians have been doing since Alexander the Great died in Babylonia. In fact, she could very well simply do exactly what she’s been doing and become president — what do I know, I’m a moron rando in a flyover state.
It just grates on my nerves that the mainstream media refuses to talk about the subject of how hot she is. It’s — quite literally — staring us in the face. To date, only that one video of her dancing on a rooftop has come out that bucks her personal brand management. And I say, good for her, if she has managed to get this far without a sexxxy bikini pic mysterioius popping up on FOX News, then she definitely has the forethought and discipline to be president one day.
And, remember, the United States is careening towards the existential choice of autocracy, civil war or military junta by January 2025– just the type of situation that would push AOC into a pretty extraordinary and historic situation.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is one of those divisive political figures whose entire world could be changed if there was a severe crisis in the United States in January 2025 as I predict. When the type of existential choice of civil war, military junta or autocracy presents itself to a nation, it’s usually people like AOC who get shoved into a situation where they can rise to the occasion.
But, let’s talk more mundane things: is she going to primary Charles Schumer?
This is a complicated question because AOC is nationally popular within the national center-Left, but is so much of a lightening rod that she turns off a lot of moderates. And the only way she’s going to defeat Schumer is if she banks Right to the point that she no longer spooks moderates. But should would have to do it in such a way that she did not alienate the progressives who love her so much.
So…I dunno.
The case could be made that given that it would be a primary that she could use her Leftist support to win it, THEN bank Right for the general.
If she does mange to pull of that hat trick, then she is going to hurtle towards a battle royal with VP Kamala Harris to succeeded Biden — who I just don’t see running for a second term, no matter what he may have us believe.
But, as I mentioned, AOC is just the type of person who history would point its finger at if we face the historic, existential choice in January 2025 of autocracy, civil war or military junta. If that happens, everything will get scrambled in a jaw dropping manner to the point that we might see AOC cozy up with the leaders of the #NeverTrump movement.
A few pink political elephants exist whenever one talks about AOC. Traditional politics would dictate that she has about four years to get married and have a kid — in that order. She needs to do it, like NOW. But she is a Leftist darling, so, lulz, what do I know. I will also note that I am in awe that not one — not one! — bikini picture has surfaced of her since she caught national attention. AOC is a bombshell and the amount of forethought necessary for her political team to eliminate any photographic evidence of a what a babe she is, is impressive.
I think it’s annoying that it would hurt her politically if such a photo did come out — I mean, come on. But that’s the world we live in.
Yet, the key thing is — AOC has a greater-than-zero chance of at some point becoming a latter day TR if we somehow enter a Second Progressive Era. But I’m always wrong, so lulz.
If the book The Fourth Turning is to be believed, we’re currently in a holding pattern until Something Big happens around 2025. I don’t believe in reveled truth, but that jibes with my personal belief that January 2025 is going to be huge because we’re either going to peacefully drift into an autocracy or, gulp, we’re going to have a civil war.
We’re kind of in a historical holding pattern at the moment. We live in an Era of Meh. But whenever that changes, everything is going to be thrown up in the air. People who currently are just kind of drifting through history may be forced to rise to the occasion.
One person this is very true about is AOC. She’s young, smart and articulate. It’s easy to imagine a scenario where when the crisis of January 2025 happens she is forced into the spotlight in a big way. She might find herself in a Giuliani on 9/11 type situation.
Or, put another way, a side effect of the impending chaos we’re careening towards would be someone like AOC. She’s ripe to be pushed into the next level of our political life for no other reason than she may feel compelled to take a stand that puts her in serious risk.
I have no idea what any of this would entail, but if the country is falling apart because a MAGA controlled Congress refuses to certify a Biden win in January 2025, AOC seems like the type of person who might lead the effort to stop such a tyrannical move.
Ok, I get it. We’re not supposed to talk about this. We’re only supposed to see AOC as an up and coming leader in the House Democratic Caucus. But let me be bad for a moment and mention the obvious.
AOC is a smoking hot babe.
It’s rather surreal that not even the Right really mentions her physical beauty. They kinda do in a roundabout way, but it’s not like anyone on Fox & Friends says, “Bruh, what a babe!”
What’s even weirder is JFK was seen as something of a hunk in the 50s – 60s and that wasn’t a big deal. So it is possible for a political leader to be considered “sexy.” But ok guys, I know.
That’s off limits. She’s A Very Serious Person with Very Serious Policy Proposals. Shrug. I’ll shut up about it now.
I’m reluctant to say we’re in any type of late-stage Watergate situation just yet. Watergate’s conclusion came about because of a very specific set of circumstances that, because of a lack of precedent, we’ve come to believe is a forgone conclusion.
As I’ve written before, this is not 1974 and Trump is not Nixon. Republicans have no shame and crave power for power’s sake. As such, even though every other metric could be against Trump, Republicans could simply deny it all and stand firm. It’s hard for a liberal democracy to have a functioning Constitution when one of its major parties believes you can only impeach a president if they gain from it politically.
I guess what I’m saying is — the entire fate of the United States rests on Trump, well, being Trump. I would go so far as to say at this point it would actually be out of character for Trump not to do something so completely indefensible, so completely and demonstrably beyond the pale of any type of normal human behavior, that Republicans will find themselves at last defending the absolutely indefensible. If we’ve gotten this far into this situation and we’re not thinking that maybe the Deep State might be the good guys, well,oh boy.
In fact, I will go so far as to say we’re looking for the wrong signs. We’re looking for a major Republican to be Barry Goldwater. Nope. The best we can maybe hope for is a surreal version of The Pence Pivot. If Trump gets the whistleblower murdered, or tweets out a dick pic or tweets the n-word to Obama, Republican leaders will simply say they REALLY voted for Pence and why are you asking the question.
Even then, they won’t even hold an impeachment trial in the Senate.
Having said all that, I would like to tell AOC and a few other people floating around that there’s a chance that things are going to get so bad, so surreal that they are going to be given a masterclass on leadership in real time. I watched on 9/11 as then President Bush simply deflated. He ran away. The nation, for a moment, was leaderless. For a few crucial hours, Rudy was our president.
All I’m saying is, if things get as absolutely surreal as they look like they may, history is watching. They say one’s character comes out best in extreme situations. A few of our elected leaders may be given the opportunity to tell us who they really are, for better or worse.
But we’re not quite there yet. Maybe Bill Barr has proof TrumpUkraine is all an evil plot on the part of the Deep State. Again, at this point, Chris Wallace might suggest the “optics” on that one might not be so great for House Trump.
Maybe the Deep State is like the Second Foundation? Maybe they’re protecting the Constitution? We’ll see.
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