by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
A very ill-advised and ill-conceived casino has recently been opened near where I am. But a part of me wants to embrace this den of sin and open a strip club nearby.
There are no strip clubs in the town where this casino has opened and it seems like if you could open a strip club within walking distance of the casino you could make A LOT of money. I would at least TRY to be a modern and cool to the women who worked there if I did something so bonkers.
But, alas, I’m more of a dreamer than I am someone who would actually do anything so crazy. I don’t have any money and I just wouldn’t be able to handle the stress, even if I could somehow get the money to open it. I don’t handle stress well — I am bonkers, you know.
And I think some of this is just me being irritated still that I *may* have run into Zendaya preparing for a role at a strip club in Richmond and I didn’t realize it was her I was talking to as I talked to her.
