by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
I’m just a crank living in oblivion and no one listens to me, so I can have fun like this. Is it possible that the weird nature of the “Graze” of Trump is indicative of evidence that we live in a simulation?
Is it possible that someone outside the simulation — our reality — decided to take over an NPC (the shooter) and have them do the Graze for…what? What possible reason? To make it absolutely sure Trump wins in the fall?
Who knows. It’s one of those things we can never, ever prove for various reasons, but is fun to think about. And I thought it all up clean sober!
