by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
Jesus Christ. I heard a snippet from a New York Times podcast where some smug Twitter liberal suggested that, and here me out on this, Dua Lipa wasn’t as popular as she could be because she…wasn’t relatable?
What the what?
Now, one thing I have to get off my chest about Dua Lipa is she really needs to take a page from Rita Ora and be willing to “accidently on purpose” give her fans a little T&A now and again. As it stands, occasionally Lipa will give us plebs a sexxy snap….but it all very controlled. We get some skin….but not too much skin.
Anyway, the point is Dua Lipa is a smoking hot babe who has managed to figure out how to play into our idiot need for salacious titillation without really showing much skin. I’m impressed that she’s figured out that we’re all a bunch of fucking morons who mistake a short skirt (even with a bodysuit under it) as some sort of sexxy event.
But I think we should lay off Dua Lipa. She may not have much soul — she still struggles to dance — but she is hot as hell and has an exceptional voice. So all the talk about smug Twitter liberals about how her career is being held back by how unrelatable she is, is just fucking bullshit.
She has real stage presence and she’s about as famous as they come, no need to be more relatable. And all my talk about wishing we could get some “accidentally on purpose” sexxy T&A snaps is just me having grown up when Madonna was running around with no clothes on.
