by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
I enjoy attention as much as the next person, but it definitely seems as though one person reading this blog is a little…obsessed? The person, whomever they may be, reads this blog to the point that I struggle to understand their motive for caring so much about me.
I’m a random nobody in the middle of nowhere and, as such, if someone is all that interested in me, I can only assume they know me personally in some way. It’s unlikely that they just like my content. With that in mind, let’s contemplate who my “stalker” might be.
A Korean
I love Koreans, but they don’t have a middle switch. It’s all or nothing with them. And, given my bonkers behavior back in the day in South Korea, I can easily imagine some Korean living in the United States REALLY hating me or REALLY liking me and, as such, wanting to read everything possible I might be generating.
A Former Expat
Expats in South Korea are prone to being pretty fucking bonkers — I should know, I was once a bonkers expat myself. To the point that I was put in a book about crazy expats. (Still smarting about that one.) So, it’s as such, possible that some bonkers expat is obsessed with me for some reason.
Someone Connected To Annie Shapiro
Given where the person is coming from, my mind focuses on how close they are to about the area where the late Annie Shapiro’s body was found. So, being the paranoid person that I am I keep thinking that maybe the person who murdered her somehow, someway knows about me and is keeping an eye on me. Or, it could be the person obsessed with me is one of Shapiro’s relatives who heard a lot about me from her before she died and, as such, they’re keeping an eye on me.
