by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
For the sheer value-free, fun-interesting element to it all, you can’t do better than the current mad dash to be Dua Lipa’s next boyfriend. This story has everything — Trevor Noah, Jack Harlow…and Kid Cudi? All you need is Pete Davidson to swoop in and play spoiler at some point — she is a brunette, after all — and you have a very fun celebrity story.
So, as I understand it, Dua Lipa is living the dream of every single, gorgeous multi-millionaire, multi-million album selling artist. But she is single and ready to mingle. And she can’t just hang out with any broke ass writer who is a good conversationalist. Or, maybe she can? (Dua: call me.)
Anyway, she’s single, having just broken up with Anwar Hadid. The first person who shot his shot was Jack Harlow who wrote a song about her in a very conspicuous manner. Her response was….tepid. Then there are all these reports about various people who have had projects with Lipa the last year or so who have also shot their shot, only to fail.
Apparently, Miley Cyrus wanted to bump uglies with Lipa and got shot down. I’m starting to think that in person, Lipa is a regular Helen of Troy.
Then, recently, there were two major developments on the potential Dua Lipa hookup front. One is, she was seen canoodling in New York City with Trevor Noah. And THEN, Kid Cudi said in an interview, “Oh, by the way, Dua, if you want to work on something together this fall, call me up.” wink wink.
So, we’ll see. In a not-unrelated-noted, I still think that Ari Grande is working hard to get pregnant now that she’s married.
