by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
Well, so far I’m wrong about August this year. It’s extremely quiet. No major historical events. Nothing really bad has happened. Things are just cruising along smoothly.
Why, yes, I am trying to temp fate to see if I can get something, anything to happen interesting. Usually, this is the exact moment when all hell breaks loose — the quietest moment of the year when everyone of note is on vacation or getting ready for Burning Man where they do shrooms and fuck a Pleb from behind.
Anyway. I suppose it’s for the best. I don’t want anything bad to befall anyone. But it would be fun if something fun-interesting happened and we all talked about it for a few hours one afternoon sometime soon.
